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I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman:Bobby Bare. Album - Drunk And Crazy - #47 on BB Hot 200 Country on COLUMBIA Records in 1980. INTRO: E #1.

^EI serve my time loosing ^Atrack of the wine, ^Elooking through red eyes that're ^Ablue. ^EHolding on till the ^Bvery last song, trying to ^Amake up my ^Bmind who to ^Echoose.

#2.

^EChasing a dream in a ^Awhiskey world ^Edown the neon ave^Anue. No, I've ^Enever gone to bed with an ^Bugly woman, but I ^Asure woke ^Bup with a ^Efew.

CHORUS:

Ain't it ^Afunny how the liquor and the ^Eflicker of a candle makes you ^Asee it from a different ^Eview. Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ^Bugly woman, but I ^Asure woke ^Bup with a ^Efew.

#3.

^EI've made more than one morning ^Alaying there groaning, crying, ^ELord, what did I ^Ado? ^EA-hanging my head as I ^Bslipped from the bed, trying ^Ahard not to ^Bleave any ^Eclues.

#4.

^EWhen I start out the evening I'm ^Abeing selective, but I'll ^Etake anything after ^Atwo. Oh, I've ^Enever gone to bed with an ^Bugly woman but I ^Asure woke ^Bup with a ^Efew.

CHORUS:

Ain't it ^Afunny how the liquor and the ^Eflicker of a candle makes you ^Asee it from a different ^Eview. Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ^Bugly woman, but I ^Asure woke ^Bup with a ^Efew.

OUTRO:

^EOh, I've never gone to bed with an ^Bugly woman, but I ^Asure woke ^Bup with a ^Efew.

An eighties smash from Kraziekhat.

Bobby Bare - I never went to bed with an ugly woman