Bobby Bare - I never went to bed with an ugly woman

^CI serve my time loosing ^Ftrack of the wine ^CLooking through red eyes that's ^Fblue

^CHolding on till the ^G7very last song Trying to ^Fmake up my ^G7mind who to ^Cchoose

Chasing a dream in a ^Fwhiskey world ^CDown the neon ave^Fnue

^CTo I've never gone to bed with an ^G7ugly woman But I ^Fsure woke ^G7up with a ^Cfew

^FAin't it funny how the liquor and the ^Cflicker of a candle ^FMakes you see it from a different ^Cview

Oh I've never gone to bed with an ^G7ugly woman But I ^Fsure woke ^G7up with a ^Cfew

I've made more than one morning ^Flaying there groaning ^CCrying Lord what did I ^Fdo

^CA-hanging my head as I ^G7slipped from the bed Trying ^Fhard not to ^G7leave any ^Cclues

When I start out the evening I'm ^Fbeing selective ^CBut I'll take anything after ^Ftwo

^COh I've never gone to bed with an ^G7ugly woman But I ^Fsure woke ^G7up with a ^Cfew

^FAin't it funny how the liquor and the ^Cflicker of a candle ^FMakes you see it from a different ^Cview

Oh I've never gone to bed with an ^G7ugly woman But I ^Fsure woke ^G7up with a ^Cfew