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This is one of my favorite songs, funny, and easy to play. Tuning: EADGBe Chords used: A7: 002223 D7: xx0212 E7: 022130
A7Johnnys in the basement Mixing up the medicine
Im on the pavement Thinking about the government The man in the trench coat Badge out, laid off Says hes got a bad cough Wants to get it paid off
D7Look out kid Its somethin you did A7God knows when
But youre doin it again You better duck down the alley way Lookin for a new friend
E7The man in the coon-skin cap In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills You only got ten
A7Maggie comes fleet foot Face full of black soot
Talkin that the heat put Plants in the bed but The phones tapped anyway Maggie says that many say They must bust in early may Orders from the d. a.
D7Look out kid Dont matter what you did A7Walk on your tip toes
Dont try no doz Better stay away from those That carry around a fire hose Keep a clean nose Watch the plain clothes
E7You dont need a weather man To know which way the wind blows
A7Get sick, get well Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell If anything is goin to sell Try hard, get barred Get back, write braille Get jailed, jump bail Join the army, if you fail
D7Look out kid Youre gonna get hit A7But losers, cheaters
Six-time users Hang around the theaters Girl by the whirlpool Lookin for a new fool
E7Dont follow leaders Watch the parkin meters
A7Ah get born, keep warm Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed Try to be a success Please her, please him, buy gifts Dont steal, dont lift Twenty years of schoolin And they put you on the day shift
D7Look out kid They keep it all hid A7Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle Dont wear sandals Try to avoid the scandals Dont wanna be a bum You better chew gum
E7The pump dont work cause the vandals took the handles
Hope this helped.