Bob Dylan - On the road again

^DWell, I woke up in the morning There's frogs inside my socks Your mama, she's a-hidin' Inside the icebox ^EYour daddy walks in wearin' A Napoleon Bonaparte mask Then you ask why I don't live here Honey, do you have to ask? D ^DWell, I go to pet your monkey I get a face full of claws I ask who's in the fireplace And you tell me Santa Claus ^EThe milkman comes in He's wearing a derby hat Then you ask why I don't live here Honey, how come you have to ask me that?

^DWell, I asked for something to eat I'm hungry as a hog So I get brown rice, seaweed And a dirty hot dog ^EI've got a hole Where my stomach disappeared Then you ask why I don't live here Honey, I gotta think you're really weird.

^DYour grandpa's cane It turns into a sword Your grandma prays to pictures That are pasted on a board ^EEverything inside my pockets Your uncle steals Then you ask why I don't live here Honey, I can't believe that you're for real.

^DWell, there's fist fights in the kitchen They're enough to make me cry The mailman comes in Even he's gotta take a side ^EEven the butler He's got something to prove Then you ask why I don't live here Honey, how come you don't move?