Bob Dylan - Ballad of a thin man

^AmYou walk into the room ^EWith your pencil in your hand ^FYou see somebody naked And you say, ^Am"Who is that man?" ^FYou try so hard ^DmBut you don't understand ^CJust what you'll ^Emsay ^AmWhen you get home ^CBecause something is ^Emhappening here ^AmBut you don't know what it is ^FDo you, Mister ^AmJones

^AmYou raise up your head And you ask, &qu^Eot;Is this where it is?" ^FAnd somebody points to you and says ^Am"It's his" ^FAnd you say, &qu^Dmot;What's mine?" ^CAnd somebody else^Em say^Ams, "Where what is?" ^CAnd you say, "Oh^Em my God Am I here all alone?" Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones

^Am You hand in your ticket And you go ^Ewatch the geek ^FWho immediately walks up to you When^Am he hears you speak ^FAnd says, "How does it feel ^DmTo be such a freak?" ^CAnd you say, &quo^Emt;Im^Ampossible" As he hands you a bone ^CBecause something is ^Emhappening here ^AmBut you don't know what it is ^FDo you, Mister ^AmJones

^AmYou have many contacts ^EAmong the lumberjacks ^FTo get you facts When somebody attacks your imaginati^Amon ^AmBut nobody has any respect ^EAnyway they already expect you ^FTo just give a check To ^Dmtax-deductible charity organi^Gzations ^G7AHHHHH!

^AmYou've been with the pr^Eofessors And they've all liked your looks ^FWith great lawyers you have Discusse^Amd lepers and crooks ^FYou've been through all of F. Scot^Dmt Fitzgerald's books ^CYou're very well ^Emread^Am It's well known ^CBecause something is ^Emhappening here ^AmBut you don't know what it is ^FDo you, Mister ^AmJones

^AmWell, the sword swallower, he comes up to you^E And then he kneels ^FHe crosses himself And then he click^Ams his high heels ^FAnd without further notice He asks you how^Dm it feels ^CAnd he says, &quo^Emt;He^Amre is your throat back Thanks for the loan" ^CBecause something is ^Emhappening here ^AmBut you don't know what it is ^FDo you, Mister ^AmJones

^AmNow you see this one-eyed midget Shou^Eting the word "NOW" ^FAnd you say, "For what reason?&^Amquot; And he says, "How?" ^FAnd you say, "What does this mean?" And h^Dme screams back, "You're a cow! ^CGive me some milk^Em Or ^Amelse go home" ^CBecause something is ^Emhappening here ^AmBut you don't know what it is ^FDo you, Mister ^AmJones

^AmWell, you walk into the roomLike a camel ^Eand then you frown ^FYou put your eyes in your pocket And^Am your nose on the ground ^FThere ought to be a law Against you co^Dmmin' around ^CYou should be mad^Eme To^Am wear earphones ^CBecause something is ^Emhappening here ^AmBut you don't know what it is ^FDo you, Mister ^AmJones