Bo Burnham - Im bo yo

^CNow I don't know if all B^Foy Scouts are gays They could ^Amprobably tie the knot in, like, f^Gifty different ways I got a sa^Cfe full o' cherries, 'cause I p^Fop it and lock it, A gir^Aml's like a fridge, once a w^Geek, you should stock it. And girl, if^C you're into rimmin', it's only sa^Ffe if you're swimmin', But, girl, don't s^Amit on that couch 'cause I treat my obj^Gects like women. I s^Cpit fire like I j^Fust blew a demon, My s^Amhit's so hot, I'll leave your to^Gilet bowl steamin'. ^CGirl I'm gonna tear it, like the ca^Frds of the gypsies, You'll bl^Ameed for so long you'll get mon^Gthly ellipses. ^CIf your pants are loo^Fse, I'll replete ya. You're a fi^Amrst time vegan and it's ni^Gce to meet ya.

^CI'm Bo, yo, And I'm the ^Fgreatest rapper ever, And I'll we^Amather your weather whether you th^Gink I'm clever or not T^Chink you're better, you're not, Don't n^Feed a sweater, I'm hot, I'm a real ^AmG-shawty that can re^Gally find your G-spot. ^CWoah, yea^Fh... ^Am... Hey, ^Gwhat the fuck's a G-spot?

Go to a va^Cgina orchard, count o^Fne, two, three. Spin t^Amhat plant around you got a t^Ghird-world country ^CThat's right, cons^Fider yourself warned, I'm offen^Amsive and creative like h^Gandicapped porn.

You're play^Cing with your breasts, exc^Fuse me, can I try it ma'am? You're pu^Amshin' 'em together like a tit^Gty venn diagram. ^CLook at that crack, excu^Fse me can I buy a gram? ^AmRight below your diaphragm, a^Gss looks like you're hidin' ham.

^CFirst base, we're mak^Fing out. ^AmSecond base, I'm getting fa^Gked out. Said, t^Chird base, I'm getting ta^Fke out. And I'd ^Amtry to take it home if I kn^Gew I'd take it out,

But I j^Cust don't know, I said I j^Fust don't care, I said my fl^Amow's so cold I need a ta^Gmpon from a polar bear. ^CAnd you can spell and s^Fmell my stink, ^AmB.O. lingers and it ma^Gkes you think.

^CI'm Bo, yo, And I'm the ^Fgreatest rapper ever, And I'll we^Amather your weather whether you th^Gink I'm clever or not, ^CThink you're better, you're not, Don't n^Feed a sweater, I'm hot, I'm a real G-s^Amhawty that can re^Gally find your G-spot. ^CWoah, yea^Fh... ^Am... provided that you p^Goint me in the general direction.

'Cause g^Cirls are like donuts when ^FI be bustin' Bo nuts, I can^Am make 'em cream-filled or give them a la^Gyer of glaze. I'm like Do^Cug's friend Skeeter whene^Fver I meet her, Because I sk^Ameet her so hard people ca^Gll her Patty Mayonnaise. ^C(Oh, Nickelodeon and cu^Fm, what?)

^CI'm blowin' up like I thou^Fght I would, I'm ci^Amrcumcised 'cause I don't ^Gcum from the hood. My^C girl is epileptic cause she'^Fs the one I'm jerkin with, Come o^Amn, you Asian child-laborer, sho^Gw me what you're workin' with. ^COoh, large ma^Fchinery.

'Cause there's an inv^Cerse relationship betw^Feen respect and sects I'm ta^Amlking 'bout religious sects l^Gike a Mormon sect, That says you ca^Cn't have sex with mem^Fbers of different sects, but you ca^Amn't have sex with mem^Gbers of the same sex, So if the sec^Cts can't be different and the s^Fex can't be same, then the o^Amnly sex left is some l^Geft-hand shame. ^CAnd girl I left you cause you le^Fft the game and if that ^Amdon't feel right, then you can wr^Gite my name.

^CI'm Bo, yo, And I'm the ^Fgreatest rapper ever, And I'll we^Amather your weather whether you th^Gink I'm clever or not, ^CThink you're better, you're not, ^FDon't need a sweater, I'm hot, I'm a real ^AmG that can re^Gally find your G-spot. ^Cwoah, yea^Fh... oh, but I'm inadequate. ^AmHave I gotten that po^Gint across yet? How orig^Cinal

Yo, my j^Cunk's so long that it ha^Fngs and swings, So at the n^Amude beach people think I'm loo^Gkin for lost rings. ^CPlay the skin flute, your b^Fig boy sings, And i^Amf you want to take it all, wear A^Gfrican neck-rings. ^C(They make your neck longer 'caus^Fe my... fuck it)

^CHaters call me gay, but th^Fat ain't hatin'. 'Cause I'm n^Amot homophobic, my m^Gorals are straight, And if I^C'm in the closet, then y^Fou are below me, Taking the ^AmB-A-T out of b^Gasement, homie

^CI'm Bo, yo, And I'm the ^Fgreatest rapper ever, And I'll we^Amather your weather whether you th^Gink I'm clever or not, ^CThink you're better, you're not, ^FDon't need a sweater, I'm a r^Ameal G that can rea^Glly find your what now. ^COh, ye^Fah