Hey Everyone this is my first tab so don't chop it down like a lumberjack Bo Burnham "I'm Bo Yo" Standard Tuning NO CAPO Intro E A C#m B (2x) Verse 1

^ENow I don't know if all ^Aboy scouts are gays But they could ^C#mprobably "tie the knot"^B; in like fifty different ways... I got a s^Eafe full o' cherries, cause I ^Apop it and lock it, A ^C#mgirl's like a fridge, once a ^Bweek you should stock it, And girl, if ^Eyour into a rimmin it's only ^Asafe if your swimming, And girl don't ^C#msit on the couch cause I treat my ^Bobjects like women. I ^Espit fire like I ^Ajust blew a demon My ^C#mshits so hot I leave the ^Btoilet bowl steamin ^EGirl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the ^Acards of the gypsies You'll ^C#mbleed for so long you'll get ^Bmonthly ellipses. ^EIf the pants are loose, girl ^AI'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a ^C#mfirst time vegan and it's ^Bnice to meet (meat) ya

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I'm ^Ebo yo And I'm the ^Agreatest rappa eva And I'll ^C#mweather your weather whether you ^Bthink I'm clever or ^EThink your better your not ^ADon't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a ^C#mreal G shawty that can ^Breally find your g spot ^EOooohhhhhh..^A.yeah ^C#mHey, What the fuck's a g spot?

E A C#m B Verse 2 //This is a rhythm part normally without guitar, but if you want to play along...here are the chords Go to a

^EVagina orchard, count ^A1, 2, 3 Spin ^C#mthat plant around you got a ^Bthird world country ^EThat's right, ^Aconsider yourself warned I'm ^C#moffensive and creative like ^Bhandicapped porn Your ^Eplaying with your breasts, ^Aexcuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your ^C#mpushin em together like a ^Btitty Venn Diagram ^ELook at that CRACK Ex^Acuse me can I buy a gram? ^C#mRight below your diaphram, ^Bass looks like your hidin ham. ^EFirst base, were ^Amaking out ^C#mSecond base, I'm getting ^Bfaked out. ^EThird base, I'm getting ^Atake out And I'd ^C#mtry to take it home if I ^Bknew I'd take it out But I ^Ejust don't know I said I ^Ajust don't care My ^C#mflow's so cold I need a ^Btampon from a polar bear ^ECause you can smell and ^Aspell my stink ^C#mB.O. lingers and it ^Bmakes you think

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^EGirls are like donuts when ^AI be bustin bo nuts, I can ^C#mmake em cream-filled or give them a ^Blayer of glaze I'm like ^Edoug's friend Skeeter when^Aever I meet her. Casue I ^C#mskeet her so hard you could ^Bcall her Patty Mayonnaise. My ^Egirl is epyletic cause ^Ashe's the one I'm jerkin with ^C#mCommon you asian child laborer ^Bshow me what your workin with... Cause there's an ^Einverse relationship bet^Aween respect and sects I'm ^C#mtalking bout religious sects like a ^Bmormon sect That says you ^Ecan't have sex with members of ^Adifferent sects but you ^C#mcan't have sex with ^Bmembers of the same sex So if the ^Esects can't be different, the ^Asex can be same then the ^C#monly sex left is some ^Bleft hand shame ^EAnd girl I left you cause u ^Aleft the game and if that ^C#mdon't feel right then u can ^Bwrite my name

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I'm ^Ebo yo And I'm the ^Agreatest rappa eva And I'll ^C#mweather your weather whether you ^Bthink I'm clever or ^EThink your better your not ^ADon't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a ^C#mreal G shawty that can ^Breally find your what now ^EOooohhhhhh..^A.yeah ^C#mOoohhh...but im in^Bidaquite have i ^Egot that point ^Aacross yet How ^C#moriginal ^B

^ELook pass the skin and ^Alook to the lyrics I run ^C#mmiracle circles around you like ^Bspherical lyrics ^EThis isn't about ^Aironic pigment If you're ^C#mimagining this then I'm a ^Bchronic figment.

My ^Ejunks so long that it ^Ehangs and so at the ^C#mnude beach people think I'm ^Blookin for lost rings ^EPlay the skin flute while ur ^Abig boy sings if you ^C#mwant to take it all wear ^BAfrican neck rings. ^EHaters call me gay, but ^Athat aint hatin Cuase I'm ^C#mnot homophobic, my ^Bmorals are straight and If ^EI'm in the closet then ^Ayou are below me Takin the ^C#mb-a-t out of ^Bbasement, homey

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^E(b^Ao ^C#mskat^Bting the outro) E

Bo Burnham - Im bo yo