Bo Burnham - From gods perspective

^AmThe books you think I ^Fwrote are way too ^Cthick ^{G Am}Who needs a thousand ^Fmetaphors to ^Cfigure out you shouldn't ^Gbe a dick ^AmAnd I don't ^Fwatch you when you sleep^{C G Am}Surprisingly ^FI don't use my own ^Comnipotence to be a ^Em******* ^Fcreep

You're not g^Amoing to h^Geaven ^F Why the xxxx did you ^Amthink I'd ever ^Gkick it with you^F None of you are ^Amgoing to ^Gheaven ^FThere's a trillion ^Amaliens ^Gcooler than you^F

^AmYou shouldn't ^Gabstain from rape just ^Ambecause you think that I^G want you to ^F

^AmYou shouldn't rape because rape is a ^Gxxxxed up thing to do^C [Interlude] C G Am G F G

^AmI don't think ^Fmasturbation is obscene^{C G Am}It's absolutely ^Fnatural and the ^Cweirdest ******* thing I've ^Gever seen ^Am You make my ^Fjob a living hell ^{C G Am}I sent gays to ^Ffix overpopulation^C Didn't that ^Ggo well ^F

You're not ^Amgoing to ^Gheaven ^F Eat a thousand ^Amcrackers sing a ^Gmillion hymns^F None of you are ^Amgoing to ^Gheaven ^F You're not my ^Amchildren you're a^G bad game of sims^F

^AmYou shouldn't abstain from ^Gpork because you ^Amthink that I ^Gwant you to^F [Interlude] F F F

^AmYou can eat pork because ^Gwhy the xxxx would I give a ^Cxxxx [Interlude] C G Am G F G

^AmYou argue and you ^Fbicker and you ^Cfight ^{G Am}Atheists and ^FCatholics, ^CJews and Hindus argue ^Gday and ^Amnight Over ^Fwhat they think is ^Ctrue ^{G Am}But no one ^Fentertains the ^Cthought that maybe God does not ^Gbelieve in you^F You pray so ^Ambadly for ^Gheaven ^F knowing any day ^Ammay be the ^Gday that you ^Fdie But maybe life on ^Amearth could be ^Gheaven ^F Doesn't just the thought ^Amof it make it ^Gworth a try ^F

^FMy love's the type of ^Cthing that ^Fyou have to earn ^G And when you ^Cearn i^Ft you won'^Ct need it^G

^AmI'm not gonna give ^Glove just cause I ^Amknow that you ^Gwant me ^Fto [Interlude] F F F

^AmIf you want love then the love is ^Ggonna come from you^C [Interlude] C G Am G F G