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[Verse]
AmThe books you think I wFrote are way too thCick G Who nAmeeds a thousand meFtaphors to figure oCut you Gshouldn't be a dAmick And I don't Fwatch you when you Csleep G SurprAmisingly I dFon't use my omnCipotence to bGe a fucking cAmreep
YFou're not gCoing tGo heaveAmn Why the Ffuck would you Cthink I'd ever Gkick it with Amyou None oFf you are Cgoing Gto heAmaven There's a tFrillion Caliens Gcooler than yAmou
Am Am Am Am
You shAmouldn't abstain from raFpe just 'cause you thCink that I want youG to G You shAmouldn't rape 'caFuse rape is a fucked up thing toC do C G
Like verse:
AmPreFttCy Gobvious just don't fucking rape people please didn't think I had to write that one down for you I dAmon't think masturFbation is obscCene G It's aAmbsolutely nFatural and the Cweirdest fucking Gthing I've ever sAmeen You make my Fjob a living Chell and GI sent Amgays to fix overpFopulation C And Gboy did that goAm well
YFou're not gCoing tGo heaveAmn Eat a Fthousand crCackers sing a Gmillion Amhymns NFone of you are Cgoing Gto heavAmen You're Fnot my chCildren You're a Gbad game ofAm Sims
Am Am Am
You shAmouldn't abstain from poFrk just 'cause you thCink that I want youG to G You Amcan eat pork 'caFuse why the fuck would I give a Cshit C G
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AmI cFreCatGed the universe think I'd draw the line at the fucking deli aisle You Amargue and you Fbicker and you Cfight G AmAtheists CFatholics Jews and HiCndus arGgue day and niAmght Over Fwhat they think is Ctrue G But Amno one entertaFins the thought that Cmaybe God does Gnot believe in Amyou
FYou pray so Cbadly fGor heavAmen Knowing Fany dayC might be the Gday that you Amdie But Fmaybe life on Cearth could Gbe heaAmven Doesn't Fjust the Cthought of it make it Gworth a Amtry
Am Am Am
My Amlove's the type of Fthing Cthat you have to Gearn And when you Amearn Fit Cyou won't neeGd it neeGd it neGed it My Amlove's the type of Fthing Cthat you have to Gearn And when you Amearn Fit Cyou won'tG need it
G G G
I'm Amnot gonna give you Flove just 'cause I Cknow that you want meG to G G G If Amyou want love thFen the love's gonna come from yoCu C