Bo Burnham - Cookout

^EGrab a seat have ^Dsomething to ^Aeat Help yourself its al^Dright^E If you want a beer they're ^Dover ^Ahere But we only got Coor's light^E Try a chip with my ^Dhomemade ^Adip the stuff is out of ^Dsight^{E E}Right before bed we'll shave your^D head It's good to see you dresse^Ed in white

Cause its a Klan ^AKooKout ^{E D E}Klan ^AKooKout ^{E D E}Klan ^AKooKout ^{E D E}Klan KooKout^{A E D E}

^AHeres my wife^E/s^Dister She brightens up my day ^{E A}She went away and i ^Emissed her ^DCause my moms a lousy lay ^{E A}Don't hang with f^Eoreign fellows ^DIt'll only be your loss^{E A}Stay here and roast m^Earshmallows ^DBy the burning cro^Ess

At the Klan ^AKookout^{E D E}Klan Kooko^Aut ^{E D E}Dans on ^Alookout^{E D} At the ^EKlan ^AKookout^{E D E}

^AAnd if you're ^Eblack ^DDon't wanna see your face ^{E A}They're like high s^Echool track^D Just a stupid race ^{E A}We got a plan ^{E D}Kill all the J^Eews ^AAre you a Mexican ^{E D}Cause you seem conf^Eused senor que que que kkk

Its a Klan ^AKookout ^{E D E A}Klan KooKout^{E D} Mein Kampf m^Ean check that boo^Ak out ^{E D E} at the Klan ^AKookout ^{E D}

^EAll men are created equa^Dl ma^An that shit gets me pissed ^{D E}Heres an idea for a s^Dequel so^Ameone loses Schindler's list ^{D E}I cook i cl^Dean cau^Ase im the hooded hos^Dt ^EAnd on Halloween i^D dress as a sla^Eve owner

^AWe hate Hispa^Enics ^DHence the foot wal^Els And a^All you goddamn dirty catho^Elics ^DCan cath-o-lick my balls ^{E A}Ethnics give off weird ar^Eomas ^DBut what I can't unders^Etand Is ^Awhy we need high school di^Eplomas ^DWith the bible in ^Ehand

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