Bo Burnham - Cookout

^EGrab a seat have ^Dsomething to ^Aeat Help yourself its al^Dright^E If you want a beer they're ^Dover ^Ahere But we only got Coor's light^E Try a chip with my ^Dhomemade ^Adip the stuff is out of ^Dsight^{E E}Right before bed we'll shave your^D head It's good to see you dresse^Ed in white

Cause its a Klan ^AKooKout ^{E D E}Klan ^AKooKout ^{E D E}Klan ^AKooKout ^{E D E}Klan KooKout^{A E D E}

^A Heres my wif^Ee/^Dsister She brightens up my day^{E A} She went away and i^E missed her ^D Cause my moms a lousy lay^{E A} Don't hang with ^Eforeign fellows ^D It'll only be your los^Es ^A Stay here and roast ^Emarshmallows, ^D By the burning cr^Eoss

At the Klan ^AKookout^{E D E}Klan Kooko^Aut ^{E D E}Dans on ^Alookout^{E D} At the ^EKlan ^AKookout^{E D E}

^A And if you're^E black ^D Don't wanna see your face^{E A} They're like high ^Eschool trac^Dk Just a stupid race^{E A} We got a plan^{E D} Kill all the ^EJews ^A Are you a Mexican^{E D} Cause you seem con^Efused? senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

Its a Klan ^AKookout ^{E D E A}Klan KooKout^{E D} Mein Kampf? ^Eman, check that b^Aook out ^{E D E} at the Klan ^AKookout ^{E D}

^E All men are created equ^Dal, ^Aman that shit gets me pissed^{D E} Heres an idea for a ^Dsequel, ^Asomeone loses Schindler's lis^Dt ^E I cook i c^Dlean, c^Aause im the hooded h^Dost ^E And on Halloween,^D i dress as a..^E.slave owner!

^A We hate Hisp^Eanics ^D Hence the 20 foot^E walls And ^Aall you goddamn dirty cath^Eolics ^D Can cath-o-lick my balls^{E A} Ethnics give off weird a^Eromas ^D But what I can't under^Estand Is^A why we need high school d^Eiplomas ^D With the bible in^E hand!

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