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Tuning: E A D G B E
[verse 1]
Dm Now the show is dAmone Bb I hope that you had F gut trembling Or sAomething resembling Dmfun And if you watch this thing aAmlone You Bbprobably didn't laugh But maybe a few times You eFxhaled out of your Anose
Dm But if you hated it, that's fAmair But eCither Bbway Could you find a little more time For a Fparting questionnAaire?
[chorus]
F On a scale from one to zero A Are you Bbhappy? F 'Cause you're on your own from here so, A are you Bbhappy? F I'm open to suggestions A Are you Bbhappy? F But what the Dmfuck kind of question is A "Am I Bbhappy?"
[verse 2]
I Freally wanna try to get Ahappy Dm And I think that I could gBbet it If I didn't always Fpanic Every time I'm unAhappy like Dm I'm oBbwed some lFife Where I'm always, like, Ahappy Which is Dmstupid 'cause I wouldn't even Bbwant it if I got it Wait,F oh, God, my Cdad was rBbight Bbm
[chorus]
F So if you know or ever knew how A To be Bbhappy F On a scale from one to two now A Are you Bbhappy? F You're everything you hated A Are you Bbhappy? F Hey, look, Ma, I made it A Are you Bbhappy?