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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] C Em C Em F G [Verse 1]
NAmow the show is dEmone FI hope that you had,C gut-trembling oEr something resemblinAmg fun And if you watch this thing alEmone FYou probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times you eCxhaled out of your noEse AmBut if you hated it, that’s faEmir But either way, coFuld you find a little more time for a pCarting questionnaiGre?
[Chorus]
OCn a scale from one to zero, aEre you hFappy? CCause you’re on your own from here, so aEre you hFappy? IC’m open to suggestions, aEre you hFappy? BCut what the fuck kind of quDmestion is "EAm I haFppy?"
[Verse 2]
I Creally wanna try to Eget happGy Am And I think that GI could gFet it if I didn’t always PCanic every time I’m uGnhappy like F I’m owed some life WhCere I’m always, like, haEmppy WhGich is stAmupid ’cause I wouldn’t eGven wFant it if I got it Wait,C oh god, my dGad was riFght Fm
[Outro]
SCo if you know or ever knew how Eto be hFappy OCn a scale from one to two now, aEre you hFappy? YCou’re everything you hated, aEre you hFappy? HCey, look Ma, I made it, aEre you happy?
Repeat intro and end on C