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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]
AFor coughs and colds and scabby holes BItchy pimples, unseemly moles AFor funny turns and Chinese burns BFor aching heads we're most concerned
[Transition]
AFor staying lively, Dgetting it nightly C#This we Bguarantee
[Chorus]
ThatG Ultranol is F#the new FremeEdy BeGfore you go to F#bed take Ftwo or Ethree DWhen you wake up you'll feel better
[Verse]
AFor aches and pains and jellied brains BHelp you sleep and smile again ANow you're aimless, blameless, almost nameless BYou get much more although you pay less [Transition] ARevitalise that Dsexual drive C#In fact, be Bborn again
[Chorus]
YeGs Ultranol will F#put you Fon the Emap TakGe four or five theF#n have a Flittle Enap DWhen you wake up you'll feel better
[Outro]
AFor your coughs and scabby holesB AKeep you young although you're feeling oldB (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na) AIf you're not protected you're going to get itB (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na) ASo suck 'em and see, you won't regret itB (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na) DSuck 'em and Csee