Tuning: E A D G B E

[Sampled Intro] Food processors are great! [Verse 1]

I^At's six o'clo^Gck ^Aon the dot ^Gand I'm ha^Alfway home ^G I f^Aeel foul-mout^Ghed as I st^Aand and wa^Git for the ^AUndergrou^Gnd And a ^Anervous d^Gispos^Aition doesn'^Gt ag^Aree with th^Gis I n^Aeed someth^Ging to rem^Aind me th^Gat there is som^Aething el^Gse

[Chorus]

Y^Bmou need a h^F#oliday som^Aewhere in the su^Gn W^Bmith all the p^F#eople who are waiti^Ang There never seems to b^Ge one S^Bmay something, s^F#ay something el^Ase S^Bmay something, s^F#ay something el^Ase

[Verse 2]

^AAdvertisement^Gs are ^Ahere for ra^Gpid persua^Asion ^G If you s^Atare too long^G, y^Aou lose you^Gr appetite^A ^G A^And a nervous ^Gdisposit^Aion do^Gesn't agre^Ae with this^G You ne^Aed fast relie^Gf f^Arom aches and^G stoma^Ach pai^Gns

[Chorus]

[Bridge]( A G ) One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen (You can have a holiday in the sun, yes Ladies and gentlemen, one week only, on special offer)

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