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Tuning: G C E A
[Intro]
Bbm(x4) F# Db Ab [Verse 1] Bbmi hope you fliF#p some guy the bDbird he cuts you off aAbnd forces you to swerve Bbmin front of thF#e beetles tour bus,Db a book bookmobile anAbd a mack truck Bbmhauling hazardousF# biological waste, Dbthe light turns red, Abyou have no breaks Bbmand hard copy getsF# it all on tape Dbso you can see theAb look on your face.
[Chorus 1]
Bbmdie die dF#ie die dDbie die Ab die dBbmie die dF#ie diDbe die dAbie die [Verse 2] Bbmi hope your pinto F#begins to spin, tDbakes out a disablAbed vietnam veteran Bbmmows down a nobleF# peice prize winner, Dband maybe some oAbrphins have christmas dinner Bbmperhaps even the bF#ritish royal family anDbd the rabbi thats cAblutching the bottle fed puppy Bbmand we can't forget F#the newly weds anDbd those jerry's kAbids are as good as dead
[Breakdown 1]
Fi hope this F#helps to enphisize Db Fi hope this F#helps clarify Db N.C.i hope you die Bbm(x2) F# Db Ab
[Verse 3]
Bbmi hope your cell maF#te thinks hes god bDbut cnn refered to Abhim as bowling bag bob Bbmserveing time againF# for abuse of a corpse, oDbnly this time the vAbictim's a clides dale horse Bbm F# Db whileAb he masterbates to photos of live stock he does the silence of the lambs dance to rock Bbmeats fecese and qF#uotes from deliverence, aDbnd fights with his iAbnmaginary playmate vince
[Chorus 2]
Bbmdie die dF#ie die dDbie die Ab die dBbmie die dF#ie diDbe die dAbie die [Verse 4] Bbmi hope he grins lF#ike jake nicholsin anDbd forces you to play Aba game called balls on chin Bbmand whatever happenF#s next is all a blur bDbut you remember fAbist can be a verb Bbmwhen you finalF#ly regain conciousness Dbyour bound and gaAbged in a wedding dress Bbm F# Db Aband the prison gaurd looks the other way cuz he's the guy you flipped to bird the other day
[Breakdown 1]
Fi hope this F#helps to enphisize Db Fi hope this F#helps clarify Db N.C.i hope you die
A is for Apple. B is for Balloon. C is for Crayon. D is for DRUM!