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Fun. Simple. Awesome. Have fun in anger management class. [Intro]
N.C.You must die! I alone am best! Bbm Gb Db Ab x4
[Bridge] (Listen to track for correct rhythm) Bbm Ab Gb Ab Db C Ab [Verse 1]
BbmI hope ya Gbflip some guy the Dbbird He cuts you Aboff and you're forced to swerveBbm In front of Gbthe Beatles' tour Dbbus A BookmobAbile and a Mack tBbmruck Hauling hazGbardous biological Dbwaste The light turns Abred you have no brakes BbmAnd "Hard Copy" gGbets it all on Dbtape So you can Absee the look on your face
[Chorus]
...Bbm Die DieGb Die DieDb Die DieAb ... Die... ...Bbm Die DieGb Die DieDb Die DieAb ... Die...
[Verse 2]
BbmI hope your GbPinto begins to spinDb Takes out a Abdisabled Vietnam Veteran BbmMows down a GbNobel Peace Prize Winner DbAnd maybe some Aborphan having Christmas dinner BbmPerhaps even the GbBritish Royal Family DbAnd the Rabbi that's clAbutching the bottle-fed puppy BbmAnd we can't forgGbet the newlyweds DbAnd those Jerry's AbKids are as good as dead
[Pre-Chorus]
FmI hope this Gbhelps to emphasizeDb Ab FmI hope this Gbhelps to clarify Db Ab N.C.I hope you
[Chorus]
BbmDie Gb Db Ab Bbm Gb Db Ab
[Bridge] Bbm Ab Gb Ab Db C Ab [Verse 3]
BbmI hope Gbyour cellmate thinks he's God DbBut C.N.N. refers to Abhim as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob" BbmServing time Gbagain for abuse of a corpse DbOnly this time the Abvictim's a Clydesdale horse BbmWhile he masturGbbates to photos of livestock DbHe does the "Silence of the AbLambs" dance to Christian Rock BbmEats feces Gband quotes from "Deliverance", DbAnd fights with his Abimaginary playmate Vince
[Chorus]
...Bbm Die DieGb Die DieDb Die DieAb ... Die... ...Bbm Die DieGb Die DieDb Die DieAb ... Die...
[Verse 4]
BbmI hope he Gbgrins like Jack Nicholson DbAnd forces you to play a Abgame called Balls On Chin BbmAnd whatever happens Gbnext is all a Dbblur But you remember "Abfist" can be a verb BbmAnd when you finalGbly regain consciouDbsness You're bound and Abgagged in a wedding drBbmess And the prison guard Gblooks the other Dbway 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the Abbird the other day
[Pre-Chorus]
FmI hope this Gbhelps to emphasizeDb Ab FmI hope this Gbhelps to clarify Db Ab N.C.I hope you
[Chorus/Outro]
BbmDie Gb Db Ab Bbm Gb Db Ab x2 Bbm Gb Db ..Ab. I hope you Bbmdie!