Officer Norris ~ Blaze Foley from "Live at the Austin Outhouse" Capo IV

^GDear Officer Norris is that really your ^G7name? ^CWhy do all you police men all look just the same? With your ^D7big heavy pistols and your bullets galore

I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor

^GYou read us our rights but you read them too ^G7fast ^COfficer Norris would you please kiss my ass ^GOfficer Norris, ^D7Officer Norris ^C7Get down on your ^Gknees

^GOh, ease out, we'll ease out, we shouldn't have ^G7tried ^CGo down to Columbus, Georgia, we was so fried And the ^D7police they get you if you look strange at night

If you're wearing polyester double-knit you're alright

But we ^Gonly had blue jeans; our eyes was ^G7red ^CSaid they knew that we was awful; all the good folks was in bed But ^Gwhat do they know? ^D7What do they know? ^C7They don't know every^Gthing

^GNo sheets on the bed, just a blanket of ^G7blue ^CIf I was your mama I'd run out on you Were ^D7you in Korea and Vietnam, too?

Or did you learn in college like the young police do?

You learned ^Ghow to use handcuffs and time your own ^G7breaks Gettin' ^Cfree cups of coffee, free coffee cakes From ^D7middle-aged women that's already married

Middle-aged womens that's already married

^GOfficer Norris is that really your ^G7name? ^CWhy do all you police men all look just the same? With your ^D7big heavy pistols and your bullets galore

I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor

^GYou read us our rights but you read them too ^G7fast ^COfficer Norris would you please kiss my ass ^GOfficer Norris, ^D7Officer Norris ^C7Get down on your ^Gknees

Blaze Foley - Officer norris