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[Intro] A7 D7 A7 E7 A7 D7 A7 E7 A7 [Refrain]
A7I ain't got no dental floss D7 Never seen an albatross A7 Never been to Waikiki E7 Been as poor as poor can be A7Get my clothes at Goodwill stores D7Never do have to lock my doors A7I ain't got no doors to lock But E7that's alright with A7me (bohm bohn bo bohnnn)
[Verse]
Can't A7pay my dues in one lump sum D7Tweedle de-de, tweedle de-dum Cause A7you don't think I seen enough bad E7times to qualify A7I don't get no 'lectric bills D7Think too much but thinkin' fills The A7long lonely, lonely nights E7Never seems no love aA7round (do do dah bohn bo bohnnn)
[Instrumental] A7 D7 A7 E7 A7 D7 A7 E7 A7 [Verse]
The A7seasons come the seasons go The D7cards they fall the dice they roll A7Wish somebody'd come and roll my E7 stone away A7Turn around and now is then I D7wonder why I wonder when A7Guess I shouldn't worry E7guess I shouldn't worry A7so (ba dohn er rohn er bohnnn)
[Verse]
A7I ain't got no bankin' plan D7Wake up with a shaking hand A7 Wish I could I know I can go E7on The A7games you play don't bother me I D7only know what I can see And A7I can see that E7I'll be gone a long time (bahn bahm)
[Refrain]
A7I ain't got no dental floss D7Never ever seen an albatross A7 Never been to Waikiki E7 Been as poor as poor can be A7Get my clothes at Goodwill stores D7Never do have to lock my doors A7I ain't got no doors to lock But E7that's alright with A7me (bah dohn er rohn er bohn bohn bohnn)