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...ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES... by Ben Folds Five ------------------------------------------.................. *from 'Whatever And Ever Amen' (1997)* (modified from Brent Ritchey's original tab) *CAPO 2nd FRET* (Original Key: B) Intro: A7 C A7 (x2) Verse 1:
C7 September '75, I was Fmaj747 inches high; Dm7 Mom said by Christmas I would A7have. A C7bad ass mother G.I. Joe, Fmaj7for your little minds to blow; Dm7 I still got beat up after Esus4class, Eyeah.
Chorus 1:
Now I'm Am7big and im-D9portant; Gm7one angry C9dwarf and, Two Fmaj7hundred solemn faces are Esus4you. E If you Am7really want to D9see me, check the Gm7papers and the C9TV, Fmaj7 Look who's telling who what to Esus4do. E A7 C A7, A7 C, A7 Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Verse 2:
Don't give me that C7bullshit; you know who I am, Fmaj7 I'm your nightmare little man, Dm7 Vic, you stole my lunch money; A7made me cry.
C7 Jane, remember Second Grade' Fmaj7Said you couldn't stand my face, Dm7 Rather than kiss me, you said Esus4you'd rather Edie.
Chorus 2:
Now I'm Am7big and im-D9portant; Gm7one angry C9dwarf and, Two Fmaj7hundred solemn faces are Esus4you. E If you Am7really want to D9see me, check the Gm7papers and the C9TV, Fmaj7 Look who's telling who what to Esus4do. E A7 C A7, A7 C, A7 Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Solo: C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 A7, C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 Esus4 E Am7 D9 Gm7, C9 Fmaj7 Esus4 E (x2) Bridge 1: A7 C A7 (x2)
You'll be A7sorry one day, yes you will, yes you will, You shouldn't Cpush me around, 'cos I A7will, yes I will. You will be sorry when I'm big, yes you will, yes you will, You will be Csorry, yeah.A7
Chorus 3:
Now I'm Am7big and im-D9portant; Gm7one angry C9dwarf and, Two Fmaj7hundred solemn faces are Esus4you. E If you Am7really want to D9see me, check the Gm7papers and the C9TV, Fmaj7 Look who's telling who what to Esus4do. E C A7, A7 C, A7 Kiss my ass.
Coda:
A7 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now, Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now.C A7 A7 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now, Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now.C A7 A7 September '75, I was 47 inches high.C A7 A7 C, A7 Ab7 G7... A7 September '75, September '75.
CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- A7 C C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 Esus4 E EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02223 x32010 x32310 x03213 xx0211 022200 022100 Am7 D9 Gm7 C9 Ab7 G7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 575555 x5455x 353333 x3233x 464544 353433 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2004 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)