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...ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES... ------------------------------------------ by Ben Folds Five ................. *from 'Whatever And Ever Amen' (1997)* (modified from Brent Ritchey's original tab) *CAPO 2nd FRET* (Original Key: B) Intro: A7 C6 A7 (x2) Verse 1:
C7 September '75, I was Fmaj947 inches high, Dm7 Mom said by Christmas I would A7have. A C7badass mother G.I. Joe, Fmaj9 For your little minds to blow, Dm7 I still got beat up after Esus4class, Eyeah.
Chorus 1:
Now I'm Am7big and im-D9portant, Gm7 One angry C9dwarf and, Two Fmaj7hundred solemn faces are Esus4you. E If you Am7really want to D9see me, Check the Gm7papers and the C9TV, Fmaj7 Look who's telling who what to Esus4do. E Kiss my A7ass, goodbye.C9 A7
Interlude: A7 C9 A7 Verse 2:
Don't give me that C7bullshit; That C7bullshit you know who I am, Fmaj9 I'm your nightmare little man, Dm7 Vic, you stole my lunch money; A7made me cry.
C7 Jane, remember Second Grade' Fmaj9 Said you couldn't stand my face, Dm7 Rather than kiss me, You said Esus4you'd rather Edie.
Chorus 2:
Now I'm Am7big and im-D9portant, Gm7 One angry C9dwarf and, Two Fmaj7hundred solemn faces are Esus4you. E If you Am7really want to D9see me, Check the Gm7papers and the C9TV, Fmaj7 Look who's telling who what to Esus4do. E Kiss my A7ass, goodbye.C9 A7
Interlude: A7 C9 A7 Piano Solo: C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 A7, C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 Esus4 E Am7 D9 Gm7, C9 Fmaj7 E Am7 D9 Gm7, C9 Fmaj7 E Bridge: A7 C9,
A7 You'll be sorry one day, Yes you will, yes you will, You shouldn't C9push me around, 'Cos I A7will, yes I will.
You will be A7sorry when I'm big, Yes you will, yes you will, You will be C9sorry. A7
Chorus 4:
Now I'm Am7big and im-D9portant, Gm7 One angry C9dwarf and, Two Fmaj7hundred solemn faces are Esus4you. E If you Am7really want to D9see me, Check the Gm7papers and the C9TV, Fmaj7 Look who's telling who what to Esus4do. E Kiss my A7ass, goodbye.C9 A7
Interlude: A7 C9 A7 Coda:
A7 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now, A7 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now. C9 A7 September '75, I was 57 inches high. C9 A7 September '75, September '75. C9 A7
Outro: A7 C9, A7 Ab7 G7 CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- A7 C6 C7 Fmaj9 Dm7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02223 x32200 x32310 x03213 xx0211 Esus4 E Am7 D9 Gm7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 022200 022100 5x055x x5455x 3x033x C9 Fmaj7 D7 Ab7 G7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x3233x x03210 xx0212 464544 353433 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2004 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)