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Well I tho^Dught about the army, Dad said, &^Am7quot;Son you're fucking high" And I th^Gought, yeah there's a first for everyth^Ding, so I took my old man's Adv^Dice, three sad semesters, it was ^Am7only fifteen grand Spent in b^Ged, I thought about the army, ^DI dropped out and j^Bmoined a band instead

Solo: Am7 Em DM7 Am7 Em DM7

Grew a mo^Dustache and a mullet, got a j^Am7ob at Chick-fillet Citing a^Grtistic differences the b^Dand broke up in May And in J^Bmune reformed without me, and they ^Am7got a different name I nuked an^Gother grandma's apple pie, and h^Dung my head in s^Bmhame, no

^Am7 ^Em ^DM7 Been thinking a ^Am7lot today ^Em ^DM7 been thinking a ^Am7lot today ^Em ^DM7 C G D NC C G D NC Oh, oh think I'll write a screenplay, oh, oh think I'll take you to LA ^COh, ^Goh think I'll get it done y^Desterday^F#m, ah shit

Solo: Bm F#m Bm F#m E7 A7 D G Bm ( D Am7 G D ) x3

In this t^Dime of introspection, on the ^Am7eve of my election I s^Gay to my reflection, God please sp^Dare me more rejection 'Cause my p^Bmeers, they criticize me, and my ^Am7ex-wives all despise me Try to p^Gut it all behind me, but my r^Dedneck past is n^Bmipping at my heels

^Am7 ^Em ^DM7 Been thinking a ^Am7lot today ^Em ^DM7 been thinking a ^Am7lot today ^Em ^DM7 Been thinking a ^Am7lot today ^Em ^DM7 I thought ab^Am7out,^Em the a^DM7rmy

Ben Folds Five - Army