Ben Folds Five - Army

Well I tho^Dught about the army, Dad said, &^Amquot;Son you're f****** high" And I th^Gought, yeah there's a first for everyth^Ding, so I took my old man's Adv^Dice, three sad semesters, it was ^Amonly fifteen grand Spent in b^Ged, I thought about the army, ^DI dropped out and j^Bmoined a band instead

Grew a mo^Dustache and a mullet, got a j^Amob at Chick-fillet Citing a^Grtistic differences the b^Dand broke up in May And in J^Bmune reformed without me, and they ^Amgot a different name I nuked an^Gother grandma's apple pie, and h^Dung my head in s^Bmhame, no

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In this t^Dime of introspection, on the ^Ameve of my election I s^Gay to my reflection, God please sp^Dare me more rejection 'Cause my p^Bmeers, they criticize me, and my ^Amex-wives all despise me Try to p^Gut it all behind me, but my r^Dedneck past is n^Bmipping at my heels

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