Barenaked Ladies - If i had a million dollars
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Intro: [F, G, F] x4
Verse:
F If I Ghad a million dFollars (If I had a million dFollars)
F I'd Gbuy you a hFouse (I would buy you a hFouse)
F If I Ghad a million dFollars (If I had a million dFollars)
F I'd buy you Gfurniture for your hFouse (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
Fottoman)
F And if I Ghad a million dFollars (If I had a million dFollars)
F Well, I'd Gbuy you a FK-Car (A nice Reliant automFobile)
F If I Ghad a million dFollars I'd buy yourG love
Chorus:
F If I Ghad a million dFollars, I'd build aAm tree fort in our Fyard
F If I Ghad a million dFollars, you could Amhelp, it wouldn't be that Fhard
F If I Ghad a million dFollars
Em (Strum these chords once) C
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and Ghang out
Break (Talking part): F, G, F
[Same strumming pattern as intro and verses]
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
Verse:
F If I Ghad a million dFollars (If I had a million dFollars)
F Well, I'd Gbuy you a fur coaFt (But not a real fur coat that's cFruel)
F And if I Ghad a million dFollars (If I had a million dFollars)
F Well, I'd Gbuy you an exotic pFet (Yep, like a llama or an Femu)
F And if I Ghad a million dFollars (If I had a a million dFollars)
F Well, I'd Gbuy you John Merrick's reFmains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
Fbones)
F And If I Ghad a million dFollars I'd buy your Glove
Chorus:
F If I Ghad a million dFollars, we wouldn'tAm have to walk to the Fstore
F If I Ghad a million dFollars, we'd take a limoAmusine 'cause it cFosts more
F If I Ghad a million dFollars, we wouldn't Amhave to eat Kraft FDinner
But we would eat GKraft Dinner
Break: F, G, F
[same as first]
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
Verse:
F If I Ghad a million dFollars (If I had a million dFollars)
F Well, I'd Gbuy you a green drFess (But not a real green dress, that's Fcruel)
F And if I Ghad a million dFollars (If I had a million dFollars)
F Well, I'd Gbuy you some Fart (A Picasso or a GarFfunkel)
F If I Ghad a million dFollars (If I had a million dFollars)
F Well, I'd Gbuy you a mFonkey (Haven't you always wanted a mFonkey)
F If I Ghad a million dFollars, I’d buy youGr love
Outro:
F If I Ghad a million dFollars, If I Amhad a million dFollars
F If I Ghad a million dFollars, If I Amhad a million dFollars
F If I Ghad a million dFolAmlarFs
G I'd be rich