Barenaked Ladies - If i had a million dollars
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Intro: [G, D, C] x4
Verse:
G If I Dhad a million dCollars (If I had a million dGollars)
G I'd Dbuy you a hCouse (I would buy you a hGouse)
G If I Dhad a million dCollars (If I had a million dGollars)
G I'd buy you Dfurniture for your hCouse (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
Gottoman)
G And if I Dhad a million dCollars (If I had a million dGollars)
G Well, I'd Dbuy you a CK-Car (A nice Reliant automGobile)
G If I Dhad a million dCollars I'd buy yourD love
Chorus:
C If I Dhad a million dGollars, I'd build aEm tree fort in our Cyard
C If I Dhad a million dGollars, you could Emhelp, it wouldn't be that Chard
C If I Dhad a million dGollars
Em (Strum these chords once) C
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and Dhang out
Break (Talking part): G, D, C
[Same strumming pattern as intro and verses]
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
Verse:
G If I Dhad a million dCollars (If I had a million dGollars)
G Well, I'd Dbuy you a fur coaCt (But not a real fur coat that's cGruel)
G And if I Dhad a million dCollars (If I had a million dGollars)
G Well, I'd Dbuy you an exotic pCet (Yep, like a llama or an Gemu)
G And if I Dhad a million dCollars (If I had a a million dGollars)
G Well, I'd Dbuy you John Merrick's reCmains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
Gbones)
G And If I Dhad a million dCollars I'd buy your Dlove
Chorus:
C If I Dhad a million dGollars, we wouldn'tEm have to walk to the Cstore
C If I Dhad a million dGollars, we'd take a limoEmusine 'cause it cCosts more
C If I Dhad a million dGollars, we wouldn't Emhave to eat Kraft CDinner
But we would eat DKraft Dinner
Break: G, D, C
[same as first]
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
Verse:
G If I Dhad a million dCollars (If I had a million dGollars)
G Well, I'd Dbuy you a green drCess (But not a real green dress, that's Gcruel)
G And if I Dhad a million dCollars (If I had a million dGollars)
G Well, I'd Dbuy you some Cart (A Picasso or a GarGfunkel)
G If I Dhad a million dCollars (If I had a million dGollars)
G Well, I'd Dbuy you a mConkey (Haven't you always wanted a mGonkey)
G If I Dhad a million dCollars, I’d buy youDr love
Outro:
C If I Dhad a million dGollars, If I Emhad a million dCollars
C If I Dhad a million dGollars, If I Emhad a million dCollars
C If I Dhad a million dGolEmlarCs
D I'd be rich