Barenaked Ladies - I know

^GI know ^Fmaj7why I ^Glike you, ^Fmaj7It's cause of your ^Gclothing ^Fmaj7And your ^Ghaircut G (mute) And 'cause you're racist

^GI have ^Fmaj7a match, ^Gyour face ^Fmaj7My asking you ^Gquestions ^Fmaj7You can't ^Ganswer ^CYou wanna box me?

^AmOur world ^AMaj7works in a ^Am7weird way, ^Am6I've heard ^AmThem say a ^AMaj7man with a ^Am7beard may ^Am6frighten ^AmChildren or ^AmMaj7dogs, but a ^Am7mustache ^Am6scares me more

^AI know ^Gmaj7why you ^Abite me ^Gmaj7It's cause of your ^Ainstincts ^Gmaj7And your ^Acanines A (mute) And 'cause I kicked you

^AI have ^Ga bone ^Ato pick ^GPlease go on the ^Apaper ^GAnd fetch me my ^Aslippers D5 (mute) And stop meowing

^BmMan's best ^BMaj7friend wags his^Bm7 tail and^Bm6 bares his ^BmTeeth at the ^BMaj7man with the^Bm7 mail and^Bm6 though he's ^BmFrightened of ^BMaj7thunder, he^Bm7 never goes to^Bm6 war

^B7Tell me what's the circum^F#mstance of circum^B7sision ^E7And what happens in my daughter's ^A7pants, is whose de^E7scision ^B7I've seen the facts, of^F#m inter-race relations ^B7Of see-through slacks, ^F#mand cyber-masturbation ^E7If one hundred monkeys each could ^A7have their own show ^E7Perhaps one day a chimp might say ^N.C"You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lord"

^GI know ^Fmaj7why I ^Glike you, ^Fmaj7It's cause of your ^Gsandals ^Fmaj7And your ^Gsupper G (mute) And 'cause you're JESUS

^GI have ^Fmaj7a match; ^Gyour dad ^Fmaj7My dad has your ^Gpicture ^Fmaj7Right next to your ^Gmother's ^CAnd one of Charo

^AmThey hold ^AMaj7hands up in ^Am7heaven ^Am6and they ^AmSay their ^AMaj7son's name is ^Am7Kevin ^Am6but I ^AmRead in a ^AMaj7book somewhere ^Am7that his ^Am6name is ^AJaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa^Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack x2