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Artist: Barenaked Ladies Song: I Know Composer: Ed Robertson Album: Born on a Pirate Ship (1996) E-mail: josh.ligier@yahoo.com AmMaj7: X02110 BmMaj7: X24332
GI know Fmaj7why I Glike you, Fmaj7It's cause of your Gclothing Fmaj7And your Ghaircut GAn

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d 'cause you're racist
GI have Fmaj7a match, Gyour face Fmaj7My asking you Gquestions Fmaj7You can't Ganswer CYou wanna box me?
Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 Our world works in mysterious ways Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 They say a man with a beard may frighten Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 Children or dogs, but a mustache scares me more
AI know Gmaj7why you Abite me Gmaj7It's cause of your Ainstincts Gmaj7And your Acanines AAn

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d 'cause I kicked you
AI have Ga bone Ato pick GPlease go on the Apaper GAnd fetch me my Aslippers D5And

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stop meowing
Bm BmMaj7 Bm7 Bm6 Man's best friend wags his tail and bares his Bm BmMaj7 Bm7 Bm6 Teeth to the man with the mail and though he's Bm BmMaj7 Bm7 Bm6 Frightened of thunder, he never goes to war
B7Tell me what's the circumF#mstance of circumB7sision E7And what happens in my daughter's A7pants, is whose deE7scision B7I've seen the facts, ofF#m inter-race relations B7Of see-through slacks, F#mand cyber-masturbation E7If one hundred monkeys each could A7have their own show E7Perhaps one day a chimp might say N.C "You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lord"
GI know Fmaj7why I Glike you, Fmaj7It's cause of your Gsandals Fmaj7And your Gsupper GAn

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d 'cause you're JESUS
GI have Fmaj7a match; Gyour dad Fmaj7My dad has your Gpicture Fmaj7Right next to your Gmother's CAnd one of Charo
Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 They hold hands up in heaven and they Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 Say their son's name is Kevin but I Am AmMaj7 Am7 Am6 Read in a book somewhere that his name is
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