I saw a couple of chord sheets for this, but they seemed a little off (or used a capo). don't think you need the capo. Standard Tuning Intro (I'm 99% sure these intro chords are correct,but they might be altered ie 9ths or or something) G D Em C x2

^G I'm a kid in a ^Ccandy store Am D (with some Dsus4 and Dsus2 in there) I'm a bull in a china shop ^G I'm a tired old ^Emmetaphor For ^Ceverything you ^Dcan't afford And ^Ameverything you ^Dcan't afford to ^Gbe

I'm a public embarrassment I'm a bottle of diet poison I'm a walking advertisement For everything I never meant And everything I never meant to be Chorus

^GI can't ^Dhear a thing ^Em ^C Cause ^GI've stopped ^Dliste^Emning ^C

I'm the reason I don't go out I'm afraid I might tell me something I'm the shadow of every doubt I'm the product this song's about I'm the product this song's about to be Chorus I can't hear a thing Cause I've stopped listening x2 Bridge

^Am Every ^Dmorning ^Am Since I was bo^Drn It's been ^Emhard to look ^Din the ^Cmirror And ^Amsee my face ^Cfor the ^Dhorns

All the fun that the law allows All the fun but with half the meaning Come on over, I'll show you how If you lived here you'd be home by now If you still lived here you'd be home now with me Chorus I can't hear a thing Cause I've stopped listening I can't hear a thing Cause I've stopped listening Outro (same as intro) G D Em C

Barenaked Ladies - Bull in a china shop