Barenaked Ladies - Bull in a china shop

^G I'm ^Da kid in a candy store ^Am I'm a ^Dbull in a china shop ^G I'm a^D tired old metaphor For ^Ameverythin^Dg you can't afford And ^Ameverything you ^Dcan't affo^Grd to be

^G I'm a publ^Dic embarrassment ^Am I'm a bottle of ^Ddiet poison ^G I'm a walki^Dng advertisement For ^Ameveryth^Ding I never meant And ^Ameveryth^Ding I n^Gever meant to be

^GI c^Dan't hear a t^Ching ^D (Loudly) Cause ^GI've sto^Dppe^Cd list^Dening

^G I'm th^De reason I don't go out ^Am I'm afrai^Dd I might tell me something ^G I'm the^D shadow of every doubt ^Am I'm the pro^Dduct this song's about ^Am I'm the pro^Dduct this ^Gsong's about to be

^GI c^Dan't hear a t^Ching ^D (Loudly) Cause ^GI've sto^Dpped ^Clisten^Ding ^GI c^Dan't hear a t^Ching ^D Cause ^GI've sto^Dppe^Cd list^Dening

^Am Ev^Dery morning ^Am Since I ^Dwas born It's^Am been ha^Crd to^Em look in the mirror And ^Amsee my ^Cface fo^Dr the horns

^G All the fu^Dn that the law allows ^Am All the fun^D but with half the meaning ^G Come on ^Dover, I'll show you how ^Am If you live^Dd here you'd be home by now ^Am If you s^Dtill l^Gived here you'd be home now with me

^GI c^Dan't hear a ^Cthing ^D Cause ^GI've sto^Dpped ^Clisten^Ding (Loudly) ^GI c^Dan't hear a ^Cthing ^D Cause ^GI've sto^Dpped ^Clisten^Ding