Bad Lip Reading - Bushes of love

^G-How did my father die? ^Am49 time^Gs, We fought tha^Amt beast. Your old ^GMan and Me. It had a ch^Amicken head with duck feet, ^GWith a Woman's face ^Amtoo. ^Am-Aw, that's^G rad! And it was waiting in the bu^Amshes for us, Then it ri^Gpped of your Dad's ^Amface. ^AmHe was screaming something a^Gwful. In fact t^Amhere was this huge mess, And I had to ^Gchange the flo^Amors. -The fl^Goors? You see, his blood, it d^Frained ^Ginto the b^Amoards, And I had to ^Cchange 'em. ^FBut we all^G got a Ch^Amicken-Duck-Woman thing, Waiting for^F us.

^FEvery day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love. ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus. ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove. ^FEvery day I worry all day. ^FAbout what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love. ^AmSomething's waiting in the bushes for^C us. ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Amlove.

^Am-Yo, ^AmNever knew My^G dad ^GHe didn't Care abou^Amt me. ^AmDead horizon, Is ^Gall my macro-binoculars ^Amsee. ^AmMoisture-Farming All my ^Glife ^GAnd not a drop spilt. My ^Amaunt and uncle, double ^Gsuns, ^GAnd sippin' blue milk. My^Am aunt and uncle, double s^Guns, I'm sick of blue ^Ammilk.

^FBut the^Gn a d^Amesert hobo came a^Cnd to^Fld me, ^F-We all got C^Ghicken-^AmDuck-Woman ^Cthing, Waiting fo^Fr us.

^FEvery day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love. ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus. ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove. ^FEvery day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love. ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus. ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove.

^FHold me when I open like a flower. ^FHold me right. ^AmYeah, I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time, ^AmA long time. ^F-I think my cooking's awesome. ^FI've got her picture in my photo wagon. ^F-Ha ha, keep it poppin'. ^FYeah, She'd p^Amrobably love to Honky tonk. ^Am(She'd probably love to Honky tonk.) ^AmThat's what I said.

^FI used to ride, ^FAcross the desert. ^FYou know, I used to glide, ^FOn my sp^Geeder. Pray that ^AmI don't find, ^AmWhat I don't wanna find. ^CWaitin' for me 'round the corner, ^COh no, no.

^FI used to ride, ^FAcross the desert. ^FYou know, I used to glide, ^FOn my s^Gpeeder. Pray ^Amthat I don't find any more, ^C-Crispy bodies by the door.

^Am49 times^G, yeah it was ^Am49 tim^Ges. ^GAnd now it might be wa^Amiting for^G you. Could hiding behind that s^Amcrap p^Gile. ^G-That's just a big cow.

^FI know yo^Gu really wa^Amnt someone t^Co hold you, ^FBut we all ^Ggot a^Am Chicken-Duck-Wom^Can thing, Waiting for ^Fus.

^FEvery day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love. ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus. ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove. ^FEvery day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love. ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus. ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove.

^FI used to ride, ^FAcross the desert. ^FYou know, I used to glide, ^FOn my s^Gpeeder. Pray ^Amthat I don't find any more, ^C-Crispy bodies by the door.