Bad Lip Reading - Bushes of love

^GHow did my father die ^Am9 times^G We fought that ^Ambeast Your old ^GMan and Me It had a ch^Amicken head with duck feet ^GWith a Woman's face ^Amtoo ^AmAw that's r^Gad And it was waiting in the bu^Amshes for us Then it ri^Gpped of your Dad's ^Amface ^AmHe was screaming something a^Gwful In fact t^Amhere was this huge mess And I had to ^Gchange the flo^Amors The flo^Gors You see his blood it dra^Fined in^Gto the boa^Amrds And I had to ^Cchange 'em ^FBut we all^G got a Ch^Amicken-Duck-Woman thing Waiting for^F us

^FEvery day I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove ^FEvery day I worry all day ^FAbout what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love ^AmSomething's waiting in the bushes for^C us ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Amlove

^Am-Yo, ^AmNever knew My^G dad ^GHe didn't Care abou^Amt me ^AmDead horizon Is ^Gall my macro-binoculars ^Amsee ^AmMoisture-Farming All my ^Glife ^GAnd not a drop spilt My ^Amaunt and uncle double s^Guns ^GAnd sippin' blue milk My^Am aunt and uncle double su^Gns I'm sick of blue ^Ammilk

^FBut the^Gn a d^Amesert hobo came a^Cnd to^Fld me ^FWe all got Ch^Gicken-D^Amuck-Woman t^Ching Waiting fo^Fr us

^FEvery day I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove ^FEvery day I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove

^FHold me when I open like a flower ^FHold me right ^AmYeah I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time ^AmA long time ^F-I think my cooking's awesome. ^FI've got her picture in my photo wagon ^FHa ha keep it poppin' ^FYeah, She'd p^Amrobably love to Honky tonk ^AmShe'd probably love to Honky tonk ^AmThat's what I said

^FI used to ride ^FAcross the desert ^FYou know I used to glide ^FOn my sp^Geeder Pray that ^AmI don't find ^AmWhat I don't wanna find ^CWaitin' for me 'round the corner ^COh no no

^FI used to ride ^FAcross the desert ^FYou know I used to glide ^FOn my s^Gpeeder Pray ^Amthat I don't find any more ^CCrispy bodies by the door

^Am9 times ^Gyeah it was 9 ^Amtimes ^{G G}And now it might be wa^Amiting for^G you Could hiding behind that s^Amcrap p^Gile ^GThat's just a big cow

^FI know yo^Gu really wa^Amnt someone t^Co hold you ^FBut we all ^Ggot a^Am Chicken-Duck-Wom^Can thing Waiting for ^Fus

^FEvery day I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove ^FEvery day I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of^Am love ^AmCause something's waiting in the bushes for ^Cus ^CSomething's waiting in the bushes of ^Flove

^FI used to ride ^FAcross the desert ^FYou know I used to glide ^FOn my s^Gpeeder Pray ^Amthat I don't find any more ^CCrispy bodies by the door