Arrogant Worms - If i were prime minister

^FIf I were Prime Mi^Fnister, I'^Fd transform the la^Gnd ^FAll things would be g^Florious, ^Funder my firm strong ha^Gnd I'd enl^Farge Prince Edward I^Fsland, and shrink the tax on bo^Goze ^FIf I were Prime M^Finister, the L^Feafs would never lo^Gse

^FIf I were Prime M^Finister, French and E^Fnglish, would be g^Gone There'd ^Fbe no more two s^Folitudes 'cause ^Fwe'd all speak Klin^Ggon And I'd g^Five my buddies j^Fobs, they we^Fren't qualified f^Gor ^FWait, I'm so s^Forry, I think t^Fhat's been done bef^Gore

^FIf I were Prime M^Finister, Can^Fadians would t^Gan ^FIn the Gulf of ^FMexico, where I^F'd put Newfoundl^Gand ^FIf I were Prime M^Finister, ^FI would use my ^Gpower ^FTo finally make the d^Fonut, ^Four official fl^Gower And I^F'd make it ill^Fegal to s^Fit and bitch and wh^Gine Though ^Fthat might leave Can^Fadians wi^Fth too much spare ^Gtime

And ^FI would be Prime M^Finister if ^Fonly for one fl^Gaw ^FI don't think that ^FI could ever ^Flive in Ottow^Ga

^FIf I were, ^FIf I were, ^FIf I were Prime M^Ginister (repeat) I'd b^Fathe in Maple s^Fyrup and I'd h^Fave a talking mo^Gose And ^FMounties would mass^Fage me to k^Feep me nice and lo^Gose I'd g^Fet rid of the Que^Fen, repl^Face her with my c^Gat App^Fointment to the ^FSenate would be t^Frial by comb^Gat ^FI'd solve all the p^Froblems of this c^Fountry's appar^Gatus By g^Franting every ^Fperson, ^Fnation stat^Gus I'd enc^Fourage global w^Farming, move the j^Fetstream further n^Gorth And I'd ^Fban all polit^Ficians, exc^Fept for me of cou^Grse

^FIf I were, ^FIf I were, ^FIf I were Prime M^Ginister I'd be super great, and you'd all ^FIf I were, ^FIf I were, ^FIf I were Prime ^GMinister love me, you'd have to, 'cause I'd make it the law