Arrogant Worms - If i were prime minister

^GIf I were Prime Mi^Cnister, I'^Gd transform the la^Dnd ^GAll things would be g^Clorious, ^Gunder my firm strong ha^Dnd I'd enl^Garge Prince Edward I^Csland, and shrink the tax on bo^Doze ^GIf I were Prime M^Cinister, the L^Geafs would never lo^Dse

^GIf I were Prime M^Cinister, French and E^Gnglish, would be g^Done There'd ^Gbe no more two s^Colitudes 'cause ^Gwe'd all speak Klin^Dgon And I'd g^Give my buddies j^Cobs, they we^Gren't qualified f^Dor ^GWait, I'm so s^Corry, I think t^Ghat's been done bef^Dore

^GIf I were Prime M^Cinister, Can^Gadians would t^Dan ^GIn the Gulf of ^CMexico, where I^G'd put Newfoundl^Dand ^GIf I were Prime M^Cinister, ^GI would use my ^Dpower ^GTo finally make the d^Conut, ^Gour official fl^Dower And I^G'd make it ill^Cegal to s^Git and bitch and wh^Dine Though ^Gthat might leave Can^Cadians wi^Gth too much spare ^Dtime

And ^GI would be Prime M^Cinister if ^Gonly for one fl^Daw ^GI don't think that ^CI could ever ^Glive in Ottow^Da

^GIf I were, ^CIf I were, ^GIf I were Prime M^Dinister (repeat) I'd b^Gathe in Maple s^Cyrup and I'd h^Gave a talking mo^Dose And ^GMounties would mass^Cage me to k^Geep me nice and lo^Dose I'd g^Get rid of the Que^Cen, repl^Gace her with my c^Dat App^Gointment to the ^CSenate would be t^Grial by comb^Dat ^GI'd solve all the p^Croblems of this c^Gountry's appar^Datus By g^Granting every ^Cperson, ^Gnation stat^Dus I'd enc^Gourage global w^Carming, move the j^Getstream further n^Dorth And I'd ^Gban all polit^Cicians, exc^Gept for me of cou^Drse

^GIf I were, ^CIf I were, ^GIf I were Prime M^Dinister I'd be super great, and you'd all ^GIf I were, ^CIf I were, ^GIf I were Prime ^DMinister love me, you'd have to, 'cause I'd make it the law