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The Cheese Song by Andrew Peterson
DThere is a reason you see GThat I'm thicker in the middle DI could blamAme it on a bad knee EsusMaybe just a little DI could blame it on my blue jeans GOr that my wife is such a fine chef DMy metabAmolism 's changing But I havEsusen't told you why yet E BIt's a magical, mysterious AmHispanically ambiguouslyD glaze G Am Esus DWhat is that white stuff on my nachos GIt's too thin for melted cheese AmIt's too thick to be jDust miAmlk D So won't somGebody tell me please Esus DWhat is that white stuff I'm consuBming Cause it's so conDsuming me C DWe'll you know they'll never tell you Cause then they'dG have to kill you DThere's a mother load of cheese-Amjuice
That they found in Matchu PichuEsus In the temple of the InDcas There's a fountain flowing cheeseG dip And theDn they smuggle it to Texas Am And then they trick us wDith the free chipsAm BIt's mind control in a salsa bowl AmI'm not even sure I reDmember how I got here G D Am Esus DWell give me some of that white stuff on my nachos GIt's too thin for melted cheese DIt's too thick to be justAm milk DSo won’t somebody teGll me please Esus DWhat is that white stuff I'm consuming G BCause it's so consDuming me Am DSo this is sort of a love song GIt's a kind of confession DAs for me ya see I'm long gone Am EsusSo consider this a lesson DThey wanna make us into zombies GLurch into La Hacienda
DTo gobble up the Chimmy Chongas Am EsusThat isn't how you wanna end up E BBut Mexico remembers the Alamo AAmnd the ghost of Santa DAna’s on the move G D AmHe'Esuss takDen over with the white stuff on my nachos GIt's too thin for melted cheese DIt's too thick to be juAmst milk DAnd it’s Sublime cGonsistency Esus DWhat is that white stuff I'm consuming B BCause it's so cDonsuming me C DWhat is that white stuff woGn't somebody please Esus D BWhat is that white Gstuff won't sEsusomebody please D DWhat is that white stuffG I don't care, just pass the cheese D