Andrew Peterson - Alien conspiracy the cheese song

There is a re^Dason you see That I'm thicker in the mi^Gddle I could b^Dlame it on a b^Ead knee Maybe just a li^Attle I could blame it on my ^Dblue jeans Or that my wife is such a ^Gfine chef My met^Dabolism 's ch^Eanging But I haven't told you^A why yet ^A7

It's a m^Bmagical, mys^F#m7terious ^EHispanically ^Dambiguously gl^Gaze ^{D E}

W^Ahat is that w^Dhite stuff on my nachos It's too t^Ghin for melted cheese ^DIt's too th^Eick to be just m^Dilk So won't so^Gmebody tell me, p^Alease What is that wh^Dite stuff I'm c^F#m7onsuming Cause it's ^Bmso con^Gsuming ^Eme

Well you know they'll never te^Dll you Cause then they'd have to k^Gill you There's a mo^Dtherload of chee^Ese-juice That they found in Machu ^APichu In the temple of the I^Dncas There's a fountain flowing c^Gheese dip And then they smu^Dggle it to T^Eexas And then they trick us with the f^Aree chips ^A7

It's ^Bmmind control in a s^F#m7alsa bowl I'm not ^Eeven sure I re^Dmember how I got he^Gre ^{D E}

Well g^Aive me some of that wh^Dite stuff on my nachos It's too t^Ghin for melted cheese ^DIt's too th^Eick to be just m^Dilk So won’t som^Gebody tell me, pl^Aease What is that w^Dhite stuff I'm co^F#m7nsuming Cause it's ^Bmso co^Gnsuming ^Eme

So this is sort of a l^Dove song It's a kind of con^Gfession As for^D me you see I'm l^Eong gone So consider this a l^Aesson They wanna make us into z^Dombies Lurch into La ^GHacienda To gob^Dble up the Chimmy ^EChongies That isn't how you wanna e^And up ^A7

But M^Bmexico remembers the ^F#m7Alamo And the gh^Eost of Santa A^Dna’s on the mo^Gve ^{D E}

He's t^Aaken over with the wh^Dite stuff on my nachos It's too t^Ghin for melted cheese ^DIt's too t^Ehick to be just m^Dilk And it’s S^Gublime consi^Astency What is that wh^Dite stuff I'm co^F#m7nsuming Cause it's s^Bmo con^Gsuming ^Eme

What is that w^Dhite stuff won't so^Gmebody tell ^Ame, pl^Dease ^F#m7What is that w^Bmhite stuff won't som^Gebody te^All me, p^Dlease^F#m7 What is that wh^Gite stuff I don't c^Aare, just pass th^De cheese