This is how i play this song, feel free to find your way to play it. I play it this way because it seems to emulate the bass, and sounds great to me, i play this without pick. Hope you'll enjoy. The positions I use for this song:

-^C0- -^F0- -^G0- -^Am0-| -1- -1- -1- -1-| -0- -2- -0- -2-| -2- -3- --- -2-| -3- -0- -2- -0-| --- --- -3- -0-|

I'll use [ ] to denote what to play in a "normal way" (only in the chorus).

^C---0---0-| ---1---1-| ---0---0-| -----2---| -3-------| ---------| (x4)

^F---0---0-^G--0---0-^C--0---0---0---0-| ---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| ---2---2---0---0---0---0---0---0-| -----3---------------2-------2---| -0-----------2---3-------3-------| ---------3-----------------------|

^CI like telling dirty jokes, ^CAnd I like smoking crystal meth, But ^Fdarling ^GI love ^Cyou.

^CAnd I like laughing at retards, ^CAnd I like throwing rocks at dogs, ^FBut darling ^GI love ^Cyou.

[F] [G] I love you like the moon and stars, [C] [Am] When little kids get hit by cars,

^FGirl you ^Gknow it's ^Ctrue. ^FDarling, ^GI love ^Cyou.

^CI've been tryin' to move on, ^Csince you left, Since you've been gone, but ^Fit's so ^Ghard on ^Cme.

^CTalked to a girl in first hour, ^Cbought her a cd, Bought her a flower, but ^Fshe's a ^Gstupid ^Ccunt.

[F] [G] [C] [Am] But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone. [F] [G] [C] [Am] I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun. [F] [G] [C] [Am] I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too.

But ^Fdarling, ^GI love ^Cyou.

Andrew Jackson Jihad - I love you