C - [0 3 2 0 1 0] F - [1 3 3 2 1 1] G - [3 5 5 4 3 3] Am - [0 3 2 0 1 0] Shuffle all the C chords from the initial C - [0 3 2 0 1 0] shape to this different G - [3 2 0 0 1 0] shape every quarter note to make it sound more like the real song. Just go ahead and listen to the song to get the rhythm if you're not quite sure what I'm talking about. It's not too difficult. Sing it to your sweethearts :)

^CI like telling dirty jokes, ^CAnd I like smoking crystal meth, But ^Fdarling ^GI love ^Cyou.

^CAnd I like laughing at retards, ^CAnd I like throwing rocks at dogs, ^FBut darling ^GI love ^Cyou.

^FI love you like the ^Gmoon and stars, When ^Clittle kids get ^Amhit by cars, ^FGirl you ^Gknow it's ^Ctrue. ^FDarling, ^GI love ^Cyou.

^CI've been tryin' to move on, ^Csince you left, Since you've been gone, but ^Fit's so ^Ghard on ^Cme.

^CTalked to a girl in first hour, ^Cbought her a cd, Bought her a flower, but ^Fshe's a ^Gstupid ^Ccunt.

But ^FI'll take any^Gthing, and ^CI'll take any^Amone. I'll ^Ftake an angry ^Glesbian ^Cwith a loaded ^Amgun. I'll ^Ftake a whore with ^Gsyphilis and ^Cgonorrhea ^Amtoo. But ^Fdarling, ^GI love ^Cyou.

Andrew Jackson Jihad - I love you