D - C - Em - D then e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3--| B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0--| G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0--| D--2-----------3-----------------------0--| A--3-----------------------------------2--| E--------------------------------------3--|

you're ^Dhelpless, and ^Chopeless you wanna ^Emhelp out the ^Dhomeless but ^Dyou've ^Cgot problems^Em ^D you're ^Dselfish, and w^Corthless and you ha^Emve no fucking ^Dpurpose you're a ^Dcancer-causing, ^Ccancer-having ^Emslob ^D

^Emwhoa-^Doh ^Dwhoa WHOOOAA^CAAA ^Emwhoooaaaaa-^Dohhh-oooo^Dhhh

there are ^Dmorals that conflict with ^Corals that conflict with ^Emanals that believe in an^Dgels ^Dangels are ^Chating on ^Emyou ^D if ^Dgood is the ^Cabsence of evil and ^Emevil is the absence of g^Dood ^Dthere is an axis of ^Cevil ^Emrolling into this nei^Dghborhood

with the sound of ^Emgunshots^C ^Dbang! p^Bow!! p^Emswchh!!!

Em D D Em Em D D. D. Em. Em D D whoa-oh

it was ^Dthen that i found i am a ^Cvampire i have ^Emfangs fucking 15 inches l^Emong the san^Dguinary sweetness of stea^Cling someone's blood feels so ^Emgood i am compelled to sing this ^Emsong and at ^Dnight when i retire to my ^Ccoffin to sl^Emeep for a hundred years or m^Emore all you ^Dpeople that i know will have d^Cied long ago Em Em Em - C - D and their children will have died ten years before

^Emwhoaaaaa-^Doh. whooaa-^Doh-^Doh-o^Emhhh

Andrew Jackson Jihad - David j is a sickness