C - F - Dm - G then e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3--| B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0--| G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0--| D--2-----------3-----------------------0--| A--3-----------------------------------2--| E--------------------------------------3--|

you're ^Chelpless, and ^Fhopeless you wanna ^Dmhelp out the ^Ghomeless but ^Cyou've ^Fgot problems^Dm ^G you're ^Cselfish, and w^Forthless and you ha^Dmve no fucking ^Gpurpose you're a ^Ccancer-causing, ^Fcancer-having ^Dmslob ^G

^Dmwhoa-^Goh ^Cwhoa WHOOOAA^FAAA ^Dmwhoooaaaaa-^Gohhh-oooo^Chhh

there are ^Cmorals that conflict with ^Forals that conflict with ^Dmanals that believe in an^Ggels ^Cangels are ^Fhating on ^Dmyou ^G if ^Cgood is the ^Fabsence of evil and ^Dmevil is the absence of g^Good ^Cthere is an axis of ^Fevil ^Dmrolling into this nei^Gghborhood

with the sound of ^Dmgunshots^F ^Cbang! p^Eow!! p^Amswchh!!!

Dm G C Am Dm G C. G. Am. Dm G C whoa-oh

it was ^Cthen that i found i am a ^Fvampire i have ^Dmfangs fucking 15 inches l^Among the san^Cguinary sweetness of stea^Fling someone's blood feels so ^Dmgood i am compelled to sing this ^Amsong and at ^Cnight when i retire to my ^Fcoffin to sl^Dmeep for a hundred years or m^Amore all you ^Cpeople that i know will have d^Fied long ago Dm Am Am - F - C and their children will have died ten years before

^Dmwhoaaaaa-^Goh. whooaa-^Coh-^Goh-o^Amhhh

Andrew Jackson Jihad - David j is a sickness