Andrew Jackson Jihad - Cigarettes

^FWell my great grand-dad he died of ^Amcancer, from ^Fsmoking too many ^Gcigarettes. ^FBut I must confess that he ^Amdid quite profess to being the ^Fcoolest motherfucker I ever ^Gmet. Thats 'cause ^Amsmoking makes you ^Fcool, and ^Amsmoking makes you ^Grule. So just ^Flight up a smoke and you'll ^Amnever go broke and you'll ^Fbe the most popular kid in ^Gschool. The coolest kid in school.

^FWell I've traveled millions of ^AmMarlboro miles, but ^FI haven't gotten any^Gwhere And I've ^Fmade a million dollars ^Amin Camel cash, but I'm ^Fstill just broke as when I ^Gstarted. But thats ^AmOK because smoking makes you ^Fcool, and ^Amsmoking makes you ^Grule. So just ^Flight up a smoke and you'll ^Amnever go broke and you'll ^Fbe the most popular kid in ^Gschool- but only if you smoke ^FParliament.