Andrew Jackson Jihad - Cigarettes

^GWell my great grand-dad he died of ^Emcancer, from ^Csmoking too many ^Dcigarettes. ^GBut I must confess that he ^Emdid quite profess to being the ^Ccoolest motherfucker I ever ^Dmet. Thats 'cause ^Emsmoking makes you ^Ccool, and ^Emsmoking makes you ^Drule. So just ^Glight up a smoke and you'll ^Emnever go broke and you'll ^Cbe the most popular kid in ^Dschool. The coolest kid in school.

^GWell I've traveled millions of ^EmMarlboro miles, but ^CI haven't gotten any^Dwhere And I've ^Gmade a million dollars ^Emin Camel cash, but I'm ^Cstill just broke as when I ^Dstarted. But thats ^EmOK because smoking makes you ^Ccool, and ^Emsmoking makes you ^Drule. So just ^Glight up a smoke and you'll ^Emnever go broke and you'll ^Cbe the most popular kid in ^Dschool- but only if you smoke ^GParliament.