Drunk by Noon - Andrew Bird Written by The Handsome Family Things Are Really Great Here, Sort Of INTRO D C G e|---2----0---------3----------------------------------------------------------| B|-----3----3-1-0--------------------------------------------------------------| G|---2--2---------0------------------------------------------------------------| D|-0---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------3--------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------3--------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE

There ^Donce was a poodle who ^Cthought he was a ^Gcowboy He ^Dlived in a cage the ^Csize of his ^Gthumb

And though his ^Dwhite horse was a ^Cbox of ^Gtoothpicks He ^Dgalloped around til he was ^Chit by a ^Gcar

^DSometimes I flap my ^Carms like a ^Ghummingbird ^DJust to remind myself ^CI'll never ^Gfly

And ^Dsometimes I burn my ^Carm with a ^Gcigarette ^DJust to pretend I won't ^Cscream when I ^Gdie

CHORUS

If my ^Clife was as long as the ^Gmoon I'd ^Cstill be jealous of the ^Gsun

If my ^Clife lasted only one ^Gday I'd ^Amstill be ^Cdrunk by ^Gnoon

Yes I'd ^Amstill be ^Cdrunk by ^Gnoon

WHISTLING SOLO D C G (repeat x4) VERSE

^DSometimes I hope to ^Ccome down with ^Gcancer ^DAt least then I get to stay in bed and watch ^CTV all ^Gday

And ^Don my deathbed I'll ^Cget all the ^Ganswers ^DEven if all my questions are ^Ctaken ^Gaway

CHORUS

If my ^Clife was as long as the ^Gmoon I'd ^Cstill be jealous of the ^Gsun

If my ^Clife lasted only one ^Gday I'd ^Amstill be ^Cdrunk by ^Gnoon

Yes I'd ^Amstill be ^Cdrunk by ^Gnoon

Andrew Bird - Drunk by noon