Andrew Bird Drunk By Noon (originally by Handsome Family) Tabbed by Middletown middletown@gmail.com Standard Tuning It's either in 3/4 or 6/8 time. I have a hard time telling the difference. -- Verse I --

^DThere once was a poodle who th^Cought he was a co^Gwboy ^DHe lived in a cage the si^Cze of his th^Gumb ^DAnd, though his white horse was a b^Cox of tooth^Gpicks ^DHe galloped around until he was h^Cit by a c^Gar

-- Verse II --

^DSometimes I flap my a^Crms like a humm^Gingbird ^DJust to remind myself ^CI'll never f^Gly ^DSometimes I burn my a^Crms with a ciga^Grette ^DJust to pretend I won't s^Ccream when I d^Gie

-- Chorus --

If my ^Clife was as long as the ^Gmoon's I'd s^Ctill be jealous of the ^Gsun If my l^Cife lasted only one ^Gday I'd ^Amstill be d^Crunk by n^Goon Yes I'd s^Amtill be dr^Cunk by no^Gon

*Whistling Verse* -- Verse III --

^DSometimes I hope I c^Come down with c^Gancer ^DAt least then I'll get to stay in bed and watch T^CV all d^Gay ^DAnd on my deathbed I'll g^Cet all the answ^Gers ^DEven if all my questions are t^Caken aw^Gay

*Chorus*

Andrew Bird - Drunk by noon