Amanda Palmer - Straight hey bitch

^DmThere is a boy in a^C band who is friends with my ^Dmex-boyfriends high school friend C^Christian A very nice ^Dmgentleman ^{C Dm}He seems to know me but ^CI can't remember him ^Emgood god forgive me I'm ^Cout of my element^{F C}

And I ^Ccan't seem to them all^Em straight I've forg^Cotten which people I ^Glike and which people I ^Dhate and I'm waiting for ^Csomeone to shake me and^Em say ^EmHey bitch your wi^Csh is my com^Emmand ^EmJust smile and ^Cnod we'll under ^FStanding infront of the^C sink I believe I've been t^Fricked into thinking I'm ^Csick when I'm actually^F generous^C

^FNo use expecting the^C worst let the thing run its ^Fcourse and in time you'll look ^Cback thinking God how h^Filarious ^C

And I ^Ccan't seem to keep them all^Em straight I've f^Corgotten which ones I should^G skip and which ones I should ^Dtake and I'm waiting for ^Csomeone to shake me and^Em say ^EmHey bitch Don't q^Cuit You're almost ^Emthere Dont give up ^Cnow make friends^F instead of going ^Cout go home ^Finstead of goin^Cg down go back to ^Embed

^FThere is a man on the^C phone Who's convinced I'm ^Falone And I try to ^Cconvince the poor guy that it's ^Fway too late ^{C F}He seems to like me but I ^Ccan't relate I would ^Emlike to get closer But C^Christ all the time it takes ^{F C}

And I ^Ccan't seem to keep myself^Em straight I've ^Cforgotten which feelings to^G show and which feelings to ^Dfake and I'm waiting for ^Csomeone to shake me and^Em say ^EmHEY BITCH Nice t^Cits You're broke but ^Emthen you're rich in ^Clove You're great in ^Fbed You'll see the w^Corld You'll knock 'em ^Fdead And all the ^Cthick books that you've^F read will count for ^Cnothing in the^Em end ^F