Amanda Palmer - Straight hey bitch
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EbmThere is a boy in a C#band
who is friends with my Ebmex-boyfriends
high school friend, C#Christian
A very nice Ebmgentleman. C#
EbmHe seems to know me
but C#I can't remember him
Fmgood god forgive me,
I'm C#out of my element F# C#
And I C#can't seem to them all Fmstraight
I've forgC#otten which people I lAbike
and which people I Ebhate and I'm waiting
for C#someone to shake me and Fmsay:
FmHey bitch, your wC#ish is my comFmmand.
FmJust smile and C#nod we'll under
F#Standing infront of the C#sink
I believe I've been tF#ricked
into thinking I'm C#sick when I'm actually F#generous. C#
F#No use expecting the C#worst
let the thing run its F#course
and in time you'll look C#back thinking
God, how F#hilarious! C#
And I C#can't seem to keep them all Fmstraight.
I've fC#orgotten which ones I should Abskip
and which ones I should Ebtake and I'm waiting
for C#someone to shake me and Fmsay:
FmHey bitch! Don't C#quit
You're almost Fmthere.
Dont give up C#now make friends F#instead
of going C#out go home iF#nstead of going C#down
go back to Fmbed
instrumental: Fm C#
F#There is a man on the C#phone
Who's convinced I'm F#alone
And I try to C#convince the poor guy
that it's F#way too late. C#
F#He seems to like me
but I C#can't relate I would lFmike to get closer
But CC#hrist all the time it takes. F# C#
And I C#can't seem to keep myself Fmstraight
I've C#forgotten which feelings to Abshow
and which feelings to Ebfake and I'm waiting
for C#someone to shake me and Fmsay:
FmHEY BITCH! Nice C#tits!
You're broke but Fmthen
you're rich in C#love.
You're great in F#bed!
You'll see the wC#orld
You'll knock 'em F#dead.
And all the C#thick books that you've F#read
will count for C#nothing in the Fmend. F#