Amanda Palmer - Australia

^DI could do the dishes while t^Emalking on the phone I could ^Dask you for an answer but you ^Emwant to be alone I could ^Dnever do the dishes a single ^Emdish at a time It's too m^Duch of a commitment so I ^Emline them up and fire

I could ^Dcalamine your insides I could ^Emwind them all around me I could ^DTiptoe on a tightrope made of f^Emear and looking down see All the ^Dpeople do they see me I can^Em wave or I can carry all the ^Ddishes that they gave me that are ^EmKeeping me steady

^AOr I could ^Emgo to Au^F#mstralia Carry a ^Dbowie kn^Emife And wear my ^Dhair like Hepburn^Em parted on the ^F#mside And learn ^Emcard tricks and b^Duy Everyone dr^F#minks and take ^Emboxing and w^Drite ^F#mSongs about ^Emmy bowie k^Dnife

^F#mI could ^Emdo these ^Ddishes I could ^Gmtry To ^Emdo these d^Dishes

^DI could try.. ^DI could^F#m bake a^Em cake My k^Aitchen is s^Emmall but I could clear the ^Dspace ^EbI could^F#m write my ^Emname Because ^Apractice makes ^Emperfect yes that's what they ^Dsay

^DI could make a button out of ^Emplaster That said finished I could ^Dhang it in my closet To the ^Emleft side of a lightswitch I could ^Dwalk down to Columbus and try ^Emdrinking to forget it and then ^Dcome home less afraid and then^Em press it and press it

^AOr I could ^Emgo to Au^F#mstralia Carry a ^Dbowie k^Emnife And wear my ^Dhair like Hepburn^Em parted on the ^F#mside And learn ^Emcard tricks and ^Dbuy Everyone dr^F#minks and take ^Emboxing and ^Dtry Eating things ^F#monly with ^Emchopsticks and w^Drite ^F#mSongs about ^Emmy bowie ^Dknife

^F#mI could ^Emdo these ^Ddishes I could ^F#mtry To ^Emdo these d^Dishes I could de^F#mcide to ^Emdo these d^Dishes I could decide..

^AOr I could ^Emgo to Au^F#mstralia Carry a b^Dowie knife And ^Emwear my hair like ^DHepburn parted ^Emon the side And learn c^F#mard tricks and ^Emphysics and b^Duy Everyone dr^F#minks and take ^Emboxing and ^Dtry Eating things ^F#monly with ^Emchopsticks and f^Dinally Be like a ^F#mperson I ^Emthink you might ^Dlike

^F#mI could ^Emdo these ^Ddishes I could t^F#mry To ^Emdo these d^Dishes I could de^F#mcide to ^Emdo these d^Dishes I could de^F#mcide to ^Emdo these d^Dishes ^EmTime to ^DDECIDE... Fuck it ^AI'm gonna ^Emgo to Au^F#mstralia^{D A}I'm gonna ^Emgo to Au^F#mstralia^{D A}I'm gonna ^Emgo to Au^F#mstralia^{D F#m}She's gonna ^Emgo to Au^Dstralia Bye ^DBye!^A