Amanda Palmer - Australia

^EbI could do the dishes while t^Falking on the phone I could ^Ebask you for an answer but you ^Fwant to be alone I could ^Ebnever do the dishes a single ^Fdish at a time It's too m^Ebuch of a commitment so I ^Fline them up and fire

I could ^Ebcalamine your insides I could ^Fwind them all around me I could ^EbTiptoe on a tightrope made of f^Fear and looking down see All the ^Ebpeople do they see me I can^F wave or I can carry all the ^Ebdishes that they gave me that are ^FKeeping me steady

^BbOr I could ^Fgo to Au^Gmstralia Carry a ^Ebbowie kn^Fife And wear my ^Ebhair like Hepburn ^Fparted on the ^Gmside And learn ^Fcard tricks and ^Ebbuy Everyone dr^Gminks and take ^Fboxing and ^Ebwrite ^GmSongs about ^Fmy bowie ^Ebknife

^GmI could ^Fdo these ^Ebdishes I could t^Gmry To ^Fdo these d^Ebishes

^EbI could try.. ^EbI could ^Gmbake a ^Fcake My k^Bbitchen is s^Fmall but I could clear the ^Ebspace ^EbI could^Gm write my ^Fname Because ^Bbpractice makes ^Fperfect yes that's what they ^Ebsay

^EbI could make a button out of p^Flaster That said finished I could ^Ebhang it in my closet To the ^Fleft side of a lightswitch I could ^Ebwalk down to Columbus and try d^Frinking to forget it and then ^Ebcome home less afraid and then ^Fpress it and press it

^BbOr I could ^Fgo to Au^Gmstralia Carry a ^Ebbowie kn^Fife And wear my ^Ebhair like Hepburn ^Fparted on the ^Gmside And learn ^Fcard tricks and ^Ebbuy Everyone dr^Gminks and take ^Fboxing and ^Ebtry Eating things ^Gmonly with ^Fchopsticks and w^Ebrite ^GmSongs about ^Fmy bowie ^Ebknife

^GmI could ^Fdo these ^Ebdishes I could t^Gmry To ^Fdo these d^Ebishes I could de^Gmcide to ^Fdo these d^Ebishes I could decide..

^BbOr I could ^Fgo to Au^Gmstralia Carry a b^Ebowie knife And ^Fwear my hair like ^EbHepburn parted ^Fon the side And learn c^Gmard tricks and ^Fphysics and b^Ebuy Everyone dr^Gminks and take ^Fboxing and ^Ebtry Eating things ^Gmonly with ^Fchopsticks and f^Ebinally Be like a ^Gmperson I ^Fthink you might ^Eblike

^GmI could ^Fdo these ^Ebdishes I could t^Gmry To ^Fdo these d^Ebishes I could de^Gmcide to ^Fdo these d^Ebishes I could de^Gmcide to ^Fdo these d^Ebishes ^FTime to ^EbDECIDE... Fuck it ^BbI'm gonna ^Fgo to Au^Gmstralia^{Eb Bb}I'm gonna ^Fgo to Au^Gmstralia^{Eb Bb}I'm gonna ^Fgo to Au^Gmstralia^{Eb Gm}She's gonna ^Fgo to Au^Ebstralia Bye ^EbBye!^Bb