This is merely for the people who can't pluck and sing along, but can only strum and sing along. But other people can try it too. Sorry if I have caused any offence. *_*_*_*-AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CANADA THING!!!!-*_*_*_* Intro: D Bm A (x2) V1:

^DShaking like a dog sh*ttin' razorblades ^BmWaking up ^Anext to nothing after ^Ddreaming of you and me Waking ^Bmup all alone waking ^Aup so relieved While you're^D taking your time with apologies ^Bm I'm making my ^Aplans for revenge ^D Red eyes on orange horizons ^Bm If Columbus was ^Awrong I'd drive straight off the ^Gedge A (let ring) I'd drive straight of the edge.

D Bm A D Bm A V2:

^DTaking your own life with boredom I'm ^Bmtaking my ^Aown life with wine ^D It helps you to rule out the sorrow ^Bm It helps me to ^Aempty my mind ^D Making the most of a bad time ^Bm I'm smoking the ^Abrains from my head ^D Leaving the coal calling the ^Bmkettle black &a^Amp; orange &^Gamp; red A (let ring) This kettle is seeing red

Chorus:

^DI've got a ^Abig fat f*ckin' ^Dbone to pick with ^Bmyou my ^Adarling ^DIn case you ^Ahaven't heard I'm ^Dsick and ^Bmtired of ^Atrying ^GI wish you would take my radio to bathe with you A (let ring) Plugged in and ready to fall

V1 Line 4:...I'm plotting out my revenge... Chorus then D

^Bm ^APlugged in and ready to ^Dfall ^Bm ^APlugged in and ready to ^Dfall ^Bm ^APlugged in and ready to ^Dfall Bm A G A (let ring) Plugged in and ready to fall

...and that's it. Requests, probs, email me die_parishilton13@hotmail.co.uk. Loving you all very much, including the Canadians, the bride x x x x x

Alkaline Trio - Radio