This is merely for the people who can't pluck and sing along, but can only strum and sing along. But other people can try it too. Sorry if I have caused any offence. *_*_*_*-AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CANADA THING!!!!-*_*_*_* Intro: C Am F (x2) V1:

^CShaking like a dog sh*ttin' razorblades ^AmWaking up ^Fnext to nothing after ^Cdreaming of you and me Waking ^Amup all alone waking ^Fup so relieved While you're^C taking your time with apologies ^Am I'm making my ^Fplans for revenge ^C Red eyes on orange horizons ^Am If Columbus was ^Fwrong I'd drive straight off the ^Fedge A (let ring) I'd drive straight of the edge.

C Am F C Am F V2:

^CTaking your own life with boredom I'm ^Amtaking my ^Fown life with wine ^C It helps you to rule out the sorrow ^Am It helps me to ^Fempty my mind ^C Making the most of a bad time ^Am I'm smoking the ^Fbrains from my head ^C Leaving the coal calling the ^Amkettle black &a^Fmp; orange &^Famp; red A (let ring) This kettle is seeing red

Chorus:

^CI've got a ^Fbig fat f*ckin' ^Cbone to pick with ^Amyou my ^Fdarling ^CIn case you ^Fhaven't heard I'm ^Csick and ^Amtired of ^Ftrying ^FI wish you would take my radio to bathe with you A (let ring) Plugged in and ready to fall

V1 Line 4:...I'm plotting out my revenge... Chorus then D

^Am ^FPlugged in and ready to ^Cfall ^Am ^FPlugged in and ready to ^Cfall ^Am ^FPlugged in and ready to ^Cfall Am F F F (let ring) Plugged in and ready to fall

...and that's it. Requests, probs, email me die_parishilton13@hotmail.co.uk. Loving you all very much, including the Canadians, the bride x x x x x

Alkaline Trio - Radio