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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
DAn oldG friend sends you aD Facebook requEmest DYou onlGy find out they’re rDacist after yoEmu accept DThere’sG free office cake onD the first dayEm of your diet DIt’s liGke they announce a nDew iPhone the Emday after you buy it DAnd isnG’t it ironic, don’t Dyou think? Em
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DIt’s liGke swiping left on yDour future souEmlmate DIt’s a GSnapchat that you wiDsh you had savEmed DIt’s a Gfunny tweet that nobDody faves Em And wFho would’ve tChought it fiDgures
[Verse 2]
DIt’s a Gtraffic jam when youD try to use WaEmze DA no-smGoking sign when you Dbrought your vEmape DIt’s 10G,000 male late-nightD hosts when alEml you want is just one woman, seriously! DIt’s siGnging the duet of yoDur dreams, andEm then Alanis Morissette shouting at you And isn’t it iroDnicG, don’Dt yoEmu think? A little too iroDnicG, and DyeahEm I really do think
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DIt’s liGke you’re first clasDs on a SouthweEmst plane DThen yoGu realize that everyD seat is the sEmame DIt’s liGke Amazon but your pDackage never cEmame FAnd who wouldC’ve thought Dit figures
DIt’s liGke Netflix but you oDwn DVDs Em DIt’s a Gfree ride but your UDber’s down theEm street DIt’s siGnging “Ironic,” but Dthere are no iEmronies FAnd who wouldC’ve thought Dit figures