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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
DAn oldG friend sends you aD Facebook requEmest
DYou onlGy find out they’re rDacist after yoEmu accept
DThere’sG free office cake onD the first dayEm of your diet
DIt’s liGke they announce a nDew iPhone the Emday after you buy it
DAnd isnG’t it ironic, don’t Dyou think? Em
[Chorus]
DIt’s liGke swiping left on yDour future souEmlmate
DIt’s a GSnapchat that you wiDsh you had savEmed
DIt’s a Gfunny tweet that nobDody faves Em
And wFho would’ve tChought it fiDgures
[Verse 2]
DIt’s a Gtraffic jam when youD try to use WaEmze
DA no-smGoking sign when you Dbrought your vEmape
DIt’s 10G,000 male late-nightD hosts when alEml you want is just one woman, seriously!
DIt’s siGnging the duet of yoDur dreams, andEm then Alanis Morissette shouting at you
And isn’t it iroDnicG, don’Dt yoEmu think?
A little too iroDnicG, and DyeahEm I really do think
[Chorus]
DIt’s liGke you’re first clasDs on a SouthweEmst plane
DThen yoGu realize that everyD seat is the sEmame
DIt’s liGke Amazon but your pDackage never cEmame
FAnd who wouldC’ve thought Dit figures
DIt’s liGke Netflix but you oDwn DVDs Em
DIt’s a Gfree ride but your UDber’s down theEm street
DIt’s siGnging “Ironic,” but Dthere are no iEmronies
FAnd who wouldC’ve thought Dit figures